Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means

Ex Studio 66 woman "I'm gonna go and get fucked"

Translation by Clare Richards to us "Um, no you're not. What she really meant to say is that she's going on a break"


Random babe channel woman "I'll be back in twenty minutes"
Translation "I'll be back in an hour and a half"

Any girl tweeting that she is ill and can't make tonights show

Translates as I can't be arsed to appear tonight

(07-02-2016 16:36 )tjl007 Wrote:  Any girl tweeting that she is ill and can't make tonights show

Translates as I can't be arsed to appear tonight

Generally applicable to Studio 66 Night Time

(07-02-2016 16:02 )mrmann Wrote:  Random babe channel woman "I'll be back in twenty minutes"
Translation "I'll be back in an hour and a half"

To be fair, that's women in general, not just babeshow women

Especially if you've just dropped them at the shops

(07-02-2016 23:51 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  

(07-02-2016 16:02 )mrmann Wrote:  Random babe channel woman "I'll be back in twenty minutes"
Translation "I'll be back in an hour and a half"

To be fair, that's women in general, not just babeshow women

Especially if you've just dropped them at the shops

Or they are getting ready to go out.

"There are no rules on this channel" -

means I don't even have to take off any clothes, because you've already paid to watch and there's so few people watching anyway nobody will notice what I do.

"My line is completely free, you could be my next sexy caller"

Translation

"We're stacking calls and there are 30 in the queue already, when you eventually get through we'll chop you after 2 minutes"

'Don't just sit there and watch, come and get involved'

Translation: F#cking lazy freeloaders. All you ever do is bitch and moan on forums .

'Call me now, there is nobody on my line and you will get straight through'

Translation: This may or may not be true but even if you do get through I have a much more interesting conversation going on with my cameraman/woman/producer.
£2 per minute - ha ha. Loooooooooooooser

'It's my last show this month'

Means: 'It's the 28th of the month and I'm not in for the next couple of days'

Babe: talking on loudspeaker while checking Twitter on her phone

Means: this lad is boring the hell out of me