Poems about the babes

Snooks · 05-04-2015 18:07

The cards of my fantasy on the table I now lay
The perfect body in every way
Big shapely tits to wiggle and sway
With her I volunteer for a roll in the hay
In her company it would be time for pussy play
Maybe for a threesome with Jemma Jey
I will be the meat in that sandwich if I may
I crave the delights of sexy Kandi Kay

Tongue

Bandwagon · 05-04-2015 19:44

So I got a visit from Kandi Kay
"Your full of shit" I hear you say
So round she came, as sexy as fuck
I couldn't help but try me luck Rolleyes

Out came the wine, the chocolates and fruit
Yes Babestation fruit... to put up her chute!
Needless to say I didn't get far
Not even a hand down her silky bra
Off she went without saying goodbye
I never did get that Kandi pie Sad

geezerbob · 05-04-2015 20:05

kerrie-lee's arse grinds round & around
that is one babe that i'd love to pound
I hope tonight she's back on the pole
love to have a peek up that hole

always looks perfect with outfits great
this is a babe that i'd love to date
she looked real fine in her green cardie
she definatelty reminds me of a life size barbie

Snooks · 05-04-2015 21:51

Sumptuously amazing nutcracker thighs
My lust for their owner I cannot disguise

Her luscious pins do I pine for
Bare legged or not I am left wanting more

Supremely busty in outfits so tight
Her delectable curves make a scorching sight

A long time favourite for months and years
Heart skips a beat each time she appears

Deep sexy eyes to hold my gaze
To brighten up even the darkest days

With a voice so enchanting those dulcet tones
I speak of the spellbinding Jasmine Jones

Heart

*M-L-L* · 04-07-2015 16:16

The Babeshow Babe's Lament

I need a mirror
In the eyes of a man
I need no protection
From my bulletproof plan

And I've got a ticket
For all that I lack
You might think that I'm gone for good
But I know that I'm coming back

Sit at my table
Sip from my bowl
Feel like I know you now
And I will do until I get old

You might not see me
Or trust that I'll stay
But there's no sense in traveling
If we've already been down that way

Night is an adder
Hidden in grass
Bite like a light all depends on the ways
To see how long it lasts

But you know better
You stand your ground
Hope it might just sting a little
If she knows you're sticking around

The beauty of uncertainty

( KT Tunstall - Beauty Of Uncertainty)

( Wink

talent imitates, genius steals - I may have misheard some of the lyrics and I suspect she didn't have babeshows in mind when she wrote it but who knows) Tongue

Snooks · 06-07-2015 21:32

Reliance on fond memories to mend my viewing heart
Times gone by of the small hours finest art

The beauty of ladies that once all consumed
Has seen its visual spirit now seem marooned

A once burning chemistry between two so fine
Is now a distant hope for which I pine

That sense of wonder that left my senses stirred
We were once the cats appreciating oh how we purred

The variety of position, movement and many a pose
All but gone as I now meekly doze

If only it were as simple as tits and arse
But channels ridicule the product to a state of farce

Cut to a logo and a quickfire round
As I trudge further from my phone with my spirit downed

Schedule an apple to join a brick
And you have before you a failed nightshow trick

All you channels need to comprehend
At just how much you drive me round the bend

For every waving technique of every phone
Just more provocation of universal moan

Snookered has thrown his chalk of resignation up in the air
No excitement or thrill but instead despair

My retiring cue is back in its case
Attention all pockets as my money stays in place

Those 900 numbers I once loved so much
With the thrill of the call and a licence Dutch

I am left with nothing now but memories of nights gone by
Can't pluck up any enthusiasm no matter how hard I try

Distance has felt never longer between end and start
Tedium has broken my nightshow heart

Sad

*M-L-L* · 20-02-2016 22:13

The Optimist

Given the light,
Give it some truth
Given the maybe,
Give it some proof
This body is cleaner, I'm one to behold
My truth was uncovered, untainted and told
Hello to the people I considered old

Oh........
........the optimist

Teach me to follow,
Teach me to lead
Teach me to stand up,
And how to succeed
As long as I'm upright, I'll try to prolong
The notion that future events must go on
No matter the turn-out is right or is wrong

They trusted you :
And all the things you often made them do,
And look -
Everyone's smiling
Telling me I've got to trust you too,
Do no wrong :
'Cause if you do you just won't live as long,
And look -
Everyone's crying,
Someone's telling them to just stop trying

Given some truth,
Call it a lie
Given some action,
Ask yourself why ?
This body is slow and it's seen its best days
My truth is uncovered : my negative ways
I'm one of the people I struggle to praise

Oh........
........the pessimist

Teach me to follow,
But never to lead,
Teach me to stay down,
And never succeed,
When everyone's watching : it's hard to admit,
The movement of shadows that lead me to quit,
I grapple with time, but I can't make it fit

They trusted you :
And all the things you often made them do,
And look -
Everyone's smiling
Telling me I've got to trust you to
Do no wrong :
'Cause if you do you just won't live as long,
And look -
Everyone's smiling,
Someone's telling them to just stop trying

( Emma Pollock - The Optimist, Watch The Fireworks 4AD Music)

greenray · 21-02-2016 03:03

Clare Richards Limerick

There was a young lady named Clare
Who said " Visit my house if you dare!"
I opened the door,
She pulled me to the floor,
And proceeded to strip me bare!

greenray · 21-02-2016 03:14

Lilly Roma limerick

There was a young lady named Lilly
Who makes me all flustered and silly
She said " Now, Greenray"
" Do as I say"
" Drop your pants and show me your willy"

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