Poems about the babes

Mellie D is such fun she really makes me snigger, and when she bends down really low her tits look even bigger.

the was a young lady called fernanda
who had lots of sex with a girl called miranda
then I cum along and ripped off their thongs
and pumped them full of hot salsa

(13-06-2012 17:51 )cwpussylover Wrote:  the was a young lady called fernanda
who had lots of sex with a girl called miranda
then I cum along and ripped off their thongs
and pumped them full of hot salsa

It doesn't rhyme properly and the metrical structure can only be described as haphazard but somehow it works cw, I like it.

Here's a haiku composed in honour of one of my favourite babes.

Cute like a seal pup
You lie, doe-eyed, immobile
Safe in your fanzone?

there was a young lady named reede
whose vagina deserved to be freed
she fucked lolly baddcock
in a tight black frock
and ended up with slightly grazed knee's!


i have way to much time on my hands!

Lolly Badcock is my fave, I wish she was my wife, But the one thing she loves most in the world, is clearly the surgeons knife.

Karina has been a babe for many years, she really is no quitter, I wonder if she lets her boyfriend, do her up the...

Brook i'd fuck

(14-06-2012 03:01 )mellover Wrote:  Brook i'd fuck

I cant't quite work out if this poem is very, very silly or the work of an absolute genius. Probably the latter lol

chelsea likes to have phone sex in the office
she also does it on a park bench
i don't believe it's her real one
but her second name happens to be french

This gorgeous babe named Victoria,
Fills most of the forum with euphoria,
when she got in that tub,
jeez rub a dub dub
Elite have a winning formula!!!