Stupid names for your rivals

I was inspired to start this thread by gaz’s description yesterday of Leeds’ ground as “Bellend Road” So let’s have all your silly, childish names for rival teams and their grounds.
I’ll start things off with Palace of course. There are three teams who our fans hate the most: Brighton, Charlton and Millwall. Brighton are the “Seaweeds” to many, but I also like to call them the “Nobos” after their infamous sponsors during the late 80s/early 90s. Their old stadium, for want of a better word, was known to many South Londoners as the Gallstone Ground instead of the Goldstone, and some fans have already started calling their new ground the Tampax Stadium as opposed to the Amex.
Charlton Athletic are often referred to as Clowntown, or the Clowns, and it’s pretty obvious that Athletic gets substituted for Pathetic (sums them up perfectly). As for Millwall, no name has really stuck, though I’ve heard things like Scumwall, Millwank and Smallwall. This last one I like because, despite the noise their fans make, as an actual club they’re pretty inconsequential, apart from fluking their way to the Cup Final a few years ago thanks to the easiest draws EVER.
I know this thread will probably be taken over eventually by the usual Manc/Scouse squabbling but it would be nice to have some contributions from everyone.


I almost forgot, Brighton are also the Tescos because that supermarket chain provides them with their shirts

man ushite ed!
salford buccaneers.
man u-sa

stoke city - joke city
oldham - nearly yorkshire c*nts
man shitty

Can't really think of that many at the moment for some reason

Hahaha, great thread mate....

I got a few...

Crawley AKA Creepy. Their manager gets called Fatty McCheat, no name as I'm aware of for their ground.

Stevenage AKA Satanage, their manager Westley gets a shed load of abuse, hard to pin point one thing.

Woking AKA Woeking

Torquay AKA Turkey

Wycombe AKA Aldershot Reserves, they can actually field a starting XI with our ex players.

I recall last season that a fan who supported Blackburn commenting on his Facebook page that his beloved Rovers were being beaten by Blackpool and calling them 'donkey botherers.'
Ok, not bad as insults go but not terrible until you realise that this fan was a councillor represeting the good people of Blackpool...generally not a good idea to refer to your electorate in such terms.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/...-botherers

Oxford United - Poxford or the pox
Swindon - Swinedon or the swine

Not very original but there you go

(17-08-2011 12:03 )Stillroom Rock Wrote:  Oxford United - Poxford or the pox
Swindon - Swinedon or the swine

Not very original but there you go

Do you not have a name for your old foes ?

Aldershit

That rivalary is a bit before my time if your lot can move up the leagues it might start again

Bristol Rovers = the Gas and there ground is the minimal
Cardiff City = sheep shaggers and there ground is Lego land
Swindon = swindle

The rags........play at the swamp.....managed by the pisshead taggart

*eagerly awaits response of council house,massive club blah blah blah