Football Banter

(10-06-2011 14:13 )Phoenix Wrote:  This explains sooo much

Look mitchell, you know I love you, kiss, kiss. But this is worth repeating. Made me laugh out loud (LOL), roll on the floor laughing (ROFL) and that's all the text speak I know. Suffice to say, it brought tears to my eyes.

No offence, mitchell, but it was funny.

Hey you can take the piss out of me and you know I don't care and vice versa we can take the piss out of you and know it's taken in good faith.

(10-06-2011 18:14 )mitchell Wrote:  

(10-06-2011 14:13 )Phoenix Wrote:  I used to rate Henderson but he's gone down in my estimations recently for some reason

Your just bitter your big christmas prezzie turned out to be just as useful as grannies knitted jumper.

I have no idea what you are talking about

You can't possibly mean Fernando Torres (or Frisky Tranny or whatever for your sensitive ears)

Because we all know he'll come good eventually:

(09-06-2011 18:35 )brummie Wrote:  So Birmingham have released/lost Maik Taylor,Martin Jiranek,Stuart Parnaby,Lee Bowyer,Kevin Philips.Seb Larsson,Mat Derbyshire and Oba Martins. Rumours that Zigic doen't fancy playing in the Championship, a string of Premiership clubs eyeing up Roger Johnson, while Liverpool and Arsenal supposedly interested in Scott Dann. Bolton apparently after Cameron Jerome and Sunderland interested in Craig Gardner.

Would the last one out please turn off the lights!

But wait, it gets worse... the convicted lady-basher Marlon King has turned up. Popular choice?

(10-06-2011 18:52 )Captain Vimes Wrote:  Suffice to say, it brought tears to my eyes.

Sorry I upset you old timer, please accept my token gesture in honour of your pain.



Oh & even though I had a bitching session with a few people about a small number of big football fans just filling the board with the same shit as this, just remember the football season is over & we're now sunning ourselves on the babeshows beach & having a giggle. or in Vimsters case a little cry.

(11-06-2011 00:47 )mitchell Wrote:  Sorry I upset you old timer, please accept my token gesture in honour of your pain.



Oh & even though I had a bitching session with a few people about a small number of big football fans just filling the board with the same shit as this, just remember the football season is over & we're now sunning ourselves on the babeshows beach & having a giggle. or in Vimsters case a little cry.

You're peace offering is accepted although I'll have to suck them and see before making the final judgement.

I like crying. Nothing unmanly about a good cry.

Separates us from the beasts dontcha know, emotions.

{Edit} - When I say beasts I mean animals and not how the term is used in the prison population. It's a fucking minefield this internet lark.

Fuck it, i've stayed away for long enough. I'm back home now lads.

I didnt miss much by the looks of it

The scousers are back to full strength on here again

The Scousers definitely rule this thread, backed up by yam yams such as myself..

(11-06-2011 16:22 )Master Yoda Wrote:  The scousers are back to full strength on here again

Well apart from signing on we've got fuck all else to do apart from robbing your house. Hey we are japesters, all of us fucking funny lads.

* Stereotypes might have been used in this post and twisted for the purposes of so called comic effect. When I say twisted I mean mangled.

I got a bit up my own backside there, Sorry, Master Yoda.

When you used the word Scousers, I'm presuming you meant the brave defenders of the Liverpool nation.

And not us proper scousers who support a proper scouse team, no it's not Tranmere, mitchell, proper real peoples scouse team, Everton.

You can keep your southern and Norwegian* glad handers to yourself.

* This is a wind up. Some of my best mates are Norwegian.

I feel for you Vimester, I really do all on your lonesome trying to get the city rivalry going, you know the real hatred is for the East Lancs road tarts whereas you just make me laugh, it'll catch on don't you worry chap... Some day.



That Irish sea must've been rough Yoda you took your time crossing it.