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They're all randy little bastards and are shagging each other and each others birds...........FACT!!!!!





**Is that libel? lol

(22-04-2011 17:13 )Master Yoda Wrote:  They're all randy little bastards and are shagging each other and each others birds...........FACT!!!!!





**Is that libel? lol

Not nadal and Federer. FACT.

And its a combination of both libel and slander when its an internet comment. Either way the courts will still nail you to the wall Master Yoda for making a defamatory statement. You can always use your jedi mind tricks to change the judge's mind though.

(22-04-2011 17:15 )The Narcissist Wrote:  

(22-04-2011 17:13 )Master Yoda Wrote:  They're all randy little bastards and are shagging each other and each others birds...........FACT!!!!!





**Is that libel? lol

Not nadal and Federer. FACT.

And its a combination of both libel and slander when its an internet comment. Either way the courts will still nail you to the wall Master Yoda for making a defamatory statement. You can always use your jedi mind tricks to change the judge's mind though.

They'll never catch me in the swamplands of The Dagobah Sysytem

(22-04-2011 17:15 )The Narcissist Wrote:  

(22-04-2011 17:13 )Master Yoda Wrote:  They're all randy little bastards and are shagging each other and each others birds...........FACT!!!!!





**Is that libel? lol

Not nadal and Federer. FACT.

And its a combination of both libel and slander when its an internet comment. Either way the courts will still nail you to the wall Master Yoda for making a defamatory statement. You can always use your jedi mind tricks to change the judge's mind though.

if its an internet comment then how can it be proved who said it? cant you just say some1 else wrote it and not yourself? back to topic, 3 different football awards and 3 different winners. bale wins the players player, parker wins the football writers player and did i hear some1 say meireles won the fans player of the year. bales a knob parkers a knob and meireles is a knob and if any of those people ever come on this forum which i very much doubt then i would just like to say it wasnt malicious fan who wrote this, it was his mate

Who the fuck is meireless?


I could google that but I always get distracted by porn

(21-04-2011 16:09 )Phoenix Wrote:  Man Utd A - Formidible record at home, unless Carlo plays Atkinson can't see us getting anything there (That one was for lindor )

No way Phoenix mate! We're at home so it's Howard Webb's turn to referee! Have you never heard of home advantage?

(21-04-2011 18:29 )malicious fan Wrote:  ryan giggs 1/10 on to be the love rat at 1 bookmakers
any other premiership footballer 3/1 against

Whoever it is can recoupe whatever he paid the lawyers by placing a bet on himself - insider knowledge!

Seriously though, who cares who it is? Imogen Thomas is an over-rated ex-Big Brother housemate whose fifteen minutes of fame are long since over, in spite of the home-made sex video she was doubtless "shocked and outraged" when it was released on the internet.

If it's Giggs then wow, big deal! Same as if it's any other player from any other club. Hold The Front Page: grown man of high-earning potential has consenting sexual intercourse with woman of legal age!

And Narcissist, what would you prefer, serial sex cheats at centre-half who commands his defence by actions and example, a central midfielder who wins the ball and gives it to the likes of Fabregas, Wilshere, Nasri etc to do their scheming and a clinical poacher who'll get you 25-30 goals a season or a bunch of family guys who occupy the places of Arsenal's missing links?

Morals in sport are one thing, but too often they just don't go hand-in-hand with that vital something, that 1% of devil that separates sport's winners and losers! I know what I, and 99.9% of fans would choose every single time!

(22-04-2011 19:29 )lindor Wrote:  

(21-04-2011 16:09 )Phoenix Wrote:  Man Utd A - Formidible record at home, unless Carlo plays Atkinson can't see us getting anything there (That one was for lindor )

No way Phoenix mate! We're at home so it's Howard Webb's turn to referee! Have you never heard of home advantage?

(21-04-2011 18:29 )malicious fan Wrote:  ryan giggs 1/10 on to be the love rat at 1 bookmakers
any other premiership footballer 3/1 against

Whoever it is can recoupe whatever he paid the lawyers by placing a bet on himself - insider knowledge!

Seriously though, who cares who it is? Imogen Thomas is an over-rated ex-Big Brother housemate whose fifteen minutes of fame are long since over, in spite of the home-made sex video she was doubtless "shocked and outraged" when it was released on the internet.

If it's Giggs then wow, big deal! Same as if it's any other player from any other club. Hold The Front Page: grown man of high-earning potential has consenting sexual intercourse with woman of legal age!

And Narcissist, what would you prefer, serial sex cheats at centre-half who commands his defence by actions and example, a central midfielder who wins the ball and gives it to the likes of Fabregas, Wilshere, Nasri etc to do their scheming and a clinical poacher who'll get you 25-30 goals a season or a bunch of family guys who occupy the places of Arsenal's missing links?

Morals in sport are one thing, but too often they just don't go hand-in-hand with that vital something, that 1% of devil that separates sport's winners and losers! I know what I, and 99.9% of fans would choose every single time!

if i have an affair im not famous so its not going to get in the news ok. if i kill some1 then thats the only way i will get on the news. but just cos your a famous celebrity and you have got money why does that give them the right to stop the story from being printed! thats whats pissing me off lindor ok. not who it is, wether its keane, giggs or whoever, its the lengths they are allowed to go to cos of who they are and what they have got, to stop the story from getting out. enjoy the match 2moro if ur going.

also if us normal folk asked for the gagging order we could not get it. that what hacks me off.

there will be no footballers at the royal wedding next friday, imagine rooney next to queen, he will ask her a shag.

should be a good weekend of footy and next weekend which might settle where the prem title will go to but not the relegation scrap which will carry gone until the final games.

(22-04-2011 19:29 )lindor Wrote:  No way Phoenix mate! We're at home so it's Howard Webb's turn to referee! Have you never heard of home advantage?

Unfortunately for Man Utd and indeed for Liverpool, Webb is refereeing our game against Birmingham tomorrow. I'll be there in person to hurl some abuse his way

(22-04-2011 20:56 )bigguy01 Wrote:  also if us normal folk asked for the gagging order we could not get it. that what hacks me off.

there will be no footballers at the royal wedding next friday, imagine rooney next to queen, he will ask her a shag.

should be a good weekend of footy and next weekend which might settle where the prem title will go to but not the relegation scrap which will carry gone until the final games.

if rooney ever did get an invite to the wedding then im sure the queen would have some protection if he ever came on to her!