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(08-04-2011 16:38 )Master Yoda Wrote:  

(08-04-2011 13:55 )lindor Wrote:  It's all gone a bit quiet on the Kenny front hasn't it? Even John W Henry seems to be revising his original opinion it'd seem...

What makes you think that lindor? We've lost 2 league games since the middle of January so i wouldnt exactly say it's all gone quiet on Kenny. Another thing, I wasnt aware that you were tuned in to how John W Henrys thinks. You certainly kept that one quiet. Any news on potential transfer deals for us while you're at it??

Believe me Master, I hope and pray that Dalglish gets the Anfield job full-time, as do most United fans because I very much doubt that long-term he's up to the job - the guy's past it and has just come into the job at the perfect time - succeed and it's all down to him; fail and it's all Roy Hodgson's fault. Furthermore, he was given a lot of money to spend just after coming in, whilst Hodgson neither was - or in my opinion, would have been - had he stayed around.

Transfer news? I understand that United fan Charlie Adam seems a shoo-in for Old Trafford in the Summer; not sure how I feel about that as I don't rate him up to what I consider should be United class, but hey, he's available at the transfer window's version of Poundland so I guess he ticks all the boxes eh?

Ashley Young, the ridiculously over-rated Villa midfielder has apparently sold his Midlands house and bought one dahn sarf, so I'd guess Tottenham for him. Thank fuck for that as £25million for him would be ridiculous beyond belief for what I'd consider a £12million player. Jack Rodwell seems Old Trafford-bound it'd seem; injury-prone but a prospect nontheless.

John W Henry? Sorry, I don't know who Liverpool will buy or sell this Summer, but that'd depend partly on who the manager is and my honest guess and opinion is that the mega-rich and very successful sports-wise Henry is more detatched from the fawning and glorifying of Dalglish than the fans are, and therefore would be absolutely astonished if he were still the manager come the start of next season.

(08-04-2011 21:34 )groundnpound Wrote:  Me neither mate.It's got us taking only 8 more points from 7 games this season and Spurs taking 19!Meaning we'd end up 16 points behind them lol WTF!

Looks like a good finish for you Ground! You really don't want to be finishing any higher than sixth now do you, else your next season will be fucked-up by being in the Thursday Night Channel Five Trophy!

(10-04-2011 19:59 )lindor Wrote:  

(08-04-2011 16:38 )Master Yoda Wrote:  

(08-04-2011 13:55 )lindor Wrote:  It's all gone a bit quiet on the Kenny front hasn't it? Even John W Henry seems to be revising his original opinion it'd seem...

What makes you think that lindor? We've lost 2 league games since the middle of January so i wouldnt exactly say it's all gone quiet on Kenny. Another thing, I wasnt aware that you were tuned in to how John W Henrys thinks. You certainly kept that one quiet. Any news on potential transfer deals for us while you're at it??

Believe me Master, I hope and pray that Dalglish gets the Anfield job full-time, as do most United fans because I very much doubt that long-term he's up to the job - the guy's past it and has just come into the job at the perfect time - succeed and it's all down to him; fail and it's all Roy Hodgson's fault. Furthermore, he was given a lot of money to spend just after coming in, whilst Hodgson neither was - or in my opinion, would have been - had he stayed around.

Transfer news? I understand that United fan Charlie Adam seems a shoo-in for Old Trafford in the Summer; not sure how I feel about that as I don't rate him up to what I consider should be United class, but hey, he's available at the transfer window's version of Poundland so I guess he ticks all the boxes eh?

Ashley Young, the ridiculously over-rated Villa midfielder has apparently sold his Midlands house and bought one dahn sarf, so I'd guess Tottenham for him. Thank fuck for that as £25million for him would be ridiculous beyond belief for what I'd consider a £12million player. Jack Rodwell seems Old Trafford-bound it'd seem; injury-prone but a prospect nontheless.

John W Henry? Sorry, I don't know who Liverpool will buy or sell this Summer, but that'd depend partly on who the manager is and my honest guess and opinion is that the mega-rich and very successful sports-wise Henry is more detatched from the fawning and glorifying of Dalglish than the fans are, and therefore would be absolutely astonished if he were still the manager come the start of next season.

(08-04-2011 21:34 )groundnpound Wrote:  Me neither mate.It's got us taking only 8 more points from 7 games this season and Spurs taking 19!Meaning we'd end up 16 points behind them lol WTF!

Looks like a good finish for you Ground! You really don't want to be finishing any higher than sixth now do you, else your next season will be fucked-up by being in the Thursday Night Channel Five Trophy!

That post suprised me lindor mate. It's a typical thing you'd expect to hear from a pompous, cocky and arrogant man utd fan and the reason man utd fans are universally hated and why there are such things as 'ABU's'. That type of post isnt usually your style mate.

I would have taken it as needling and banter only you always say you dont get involved in that childish side of things, so i guess you genuinely believe all that rubbish??

(10-04-2011 23:06 )Master Yoda Wrote:  the reason man utd fans are universally hated

how are we universally hated ? arnt utd the best supported sporting team in this "universe" ? so how you come up with that BS is laughable. on the ABU BS the reason we are hated (i prefer envied) so much over here in britain is because we have dominated over the past 20+ years and all the supporters from other clubs cant hack it, therefore whinge about every little thing that goes for us claiming that the ref's are our 12th man or the FA are on utd's payroll and all the rest of the BS you lot bang on about, clearly nothing to do with our ability to play football better than the rest of you that season etc and when we do win a trophy(s) and celebrate the sucess we get branded as arrogant it's pathetic and that is the main reason for ABU MONG's.

(10-04-2011 23:57 )HImyNAMEis..... Wrote:  

(10-04-2011 23:06 )Master Yoda Wrote:  the reason man utd fans are universally hated

how are we universally hated ? arnt utd the best supported sporting team in this "universe" ? so how you come up with that BS is laughable. on the ABU BS the reason we are hated (i prefer envied) so much over here in britain is because we have dominated over the past 20+ years and all the supporters from other clubs cant hack it, therefore whinge about every little thing that goes for us claiming that the ref's are our 12th man or the FA are on utd's payroll and all the rest of the BS you lot bang on about, clearly nothing to do with our ability to play football better than the rest of you that season etc and when we do win a trophy(s) and celebrate the sucess we get branded as arrogant it's pathetic and that is the main reason for ABU MONG's.

My point is, I dont believe there were such things as ABL's when Liverpool dominated for 20 years?? There's a thing called winning with class and it's something united sadly lack. And by winning with class i mean being gracious. You can be gracious in victory as well as in defeat. Nobody doubts that ye've been the best team for the last 18 years, it's the ignorance that goes with it that pisses people off. Ye've a song that goes wer man utd and we'll do what we want That sums it all up...ignorance.

As for the other thing, what i meant was, apart from yer own fans...man utd are universally hated by fans of most if not all other clubs. Perhaps "universally" was a poor choice of word...perhaps .

You can call me a "mong" or whatever else you want to call me but i very much doubt i'd be in the minority with my opinions above. We all cant be "mongs".

(10-04-2011 19:59 )lindor Wrote:  Transfer news? I understand that United fan Charlie Adam seems a shoo-in for Old Trafford in the Summer; not sure how I feel about that as I don't rate him up to what I consider should be United class, but hey, he's available at the transfer window's version of Poundland so I guess he ticks all the boxes eh?

Ashley Young, the ridiculously over-rated Villa midfielder has apparently sold his Midlands house and bought one dahn sarf, so I'd guess Tottenham for him. Thank fuck for that as £25million for him would be ridiculous beyond belief for what I'd consider a £12million player. Jack Rodwell seems Old Trafford-bound it'd seem; injury-prone but a prospect nontheless.

did'nt know he was a united fan, are you making that up ? anyway he's not good enough for UTD, is that arrogant ? more fuel for the ABU's eh ? , he looks overweight and tire's to easily, dont care for young either, we have to better winger's in nani and valencia plus we have obertan waiting in the wings (LMAO) he'll be gone at the end of the season.

with kuszczak saying he's leaving at the end of the season SKY SPORTS spanish expert guillem balague say's united and athletico have a agreed a 20-25 million euro fee for david de gue, utd and de gae have appently met but the issue is with de gae he's not sure about leaving madrid because he's family man and is comfy in spain.

http://www.skysports.com/opinion/story/0...12,00.html

By the way Fonz. Despite our footballing differences and obvious contempt for each other, i'm glad your back. You missed this one while you were on your hiatus......

(11-04-2011 00:09 )Master Yoda Wrote:  My point is, I dont believe there were such things as ABL's when Liverpool dominated for 20 years??

exaclty, you dont know, my guess there probably was as it come's with success, anyone with half brain should no this (thats not a dig, although you half the size of a normal person so your brain must be half the size surely ?)

(11-04-2011 00:09 )Master Yoda Wrote:  There's a thing called winning with class and it's something united sadly lack.And by winning with class i mean being gracious. You can be gracious in victory as well as in defeat.

more BS, what proof (if any) do you have of this ? what do we do after game that's not gracious ?

(11-04-2011 00:22 )Master Yoda Wrote:  By the way Fonz. Despite our footballing differences and obvious contempt for each other, i'm glad your back. You missed this one while you were on your hiatus......

yeah it's probably true, i cant seem to control my body temperature, it's been that way since birth.

(11-04-2011 00:37 )HImyNAMEis..... Wrote:  yeah it's probably true, i cant seem to control my body temperature, it's been that way since birth.

^^^^^^ Come on, you're better than that mate