Football Banter

Quote:he never went to the camera like people are saying, the camera found him, lol. hes had all that stick and then he just put his team in the lead and emotions were running high. he never seeked out the camera, unlike when he was playing for england in the world cup and he had a go at the england fans after the game although i dont think he swore at the camera but he still had a go, but the fa didnt take any action then cos he was playing for them was he not?

Abso-fucking-lutely! Hit the nail right on the fucking head! It's not about what you say to the camera or what time of day you say it, it's who you're playing for at the time you say it that matters!

Remember the precedent the FA set in 2000 I think it was when despite video evidence to the contrary they said it was inconclusive that Newcastle United's Alan Shearer had kicked Leicester City's Neil Lennon in the head! Hmmm...now wasn't there a football tournament going on in Belgium and Holland just a few weeks later???

If Ferguson or Rooney said it they'd get hammered but I'll at worst have my post deleted - the FA are a complete and utter bunch of corrupt [unts! Total fucking [unts!!!

By the way, I walked out of the pub I was watching the West Ham match in on Saturday at 0-2 and went to the Lanzarote beach as both the team and this barman [unt who was urging West Ham on all the time were both pissing me off! Then when I heard a roar I went back in to see the latest and it was 2-2. Due to superstition I watched the rest in another lucky pub but at the end I walked back into the original pub, mockingly looked at the score and went "Yesssss! Fucking get in there - fucking fantastic!" before ordering a pint of Worthington's.

The by-now desolate barman told me that I could stay only on condition of not doing any more of said hystrionics. I said OK but that I was only showing passion - something that the likes of him who advertise matches on 100-inch HD widescreen televisions and then complain when punters become emotional will never truly understand!

I await my two-match ban from Sir Trevor Arselick and his cohorts

himynameis....., the extra game is game ban would be for making a precieved "frivlous" move in appealing the decision. i know some clubs challenge red cards handed to important player so they can play in a crucial match eg. roy keane at ipswich challenged the red card handed to conor wickham so he can play in the next game. man utd should have accepted the length of ban so rooney wont have to miss the man city game. the fa are ceasing the 1st opportunity to punish him for the "elbow" on mccarthy last month. also they are trying to bury bad news, hundreds of fa cup semi final tickets have been stolen from royal mail.

tomorrow night's game could be interesting. west ham ran man utd's defence ragged on saturday and stoke should have been chelsea. chelsea defence was sloppy at best.

had they accepted the ban it would of meant him missing both fulham and the CITEH game thats why they appealed the the length of the ban, if he gets the extra game ban it's only newcastle he'll miss but i think they'll shorten the ban to either 1 game or even change it to a 2 game suspended sentence that way the mouthy little gimp will after calm the fuck down or he'll get a similar punishment to what Sir alex has been given, alot of the media are on his side aswell as gordon taylor plus he did apologise pretty sharpish so i think they'll see sense.

abit over the top with your remarks towards west-ham 'running' utd's defence ragged, apart from the 2 penalty's and vidic bringing down BA they didnt really do much, didnt watch chelski so i dont know how well their defence coped. no luis tommorow so they'll bring ivanovic back in at CB and keep UNI-BROW at RB, i reckon we'll score a couple of goals tomorrow and put us in a good position for the home leg. 1 - 2 UTD.

im so happy your back, i luv you so much but not in a gay way. sorry i must be getting you confused with some1 else who had a similar avartar, but that cant be you cos he never had a tache! you have to admit thou vidic does struggle against forwards with pace doesnt he? agree or disagree?

(05-04-2011 21:16 )malicious fan Wrote:  im so happy your back, i luv you so much but not in a gay way. sorry i must be getting you confused with some1 else who had a similar avartar, but that cant be you cos he never had a tache! you have to admit thou vidic does struggle against forwards with pace doesnt he? agree or disagree?

let's just pretend you are getting me confused with someone else because that 'ti amo' comment really made me feel uncomfotable lol.

most defenders struggle with pace, who would'nt ? but other than torres, vidic as never really struggled against any other in the premiership. there was'nt really any pace in west-ham's team at weekend he just mis-timed a couple of challenges, nobody is perfect but vida is as close to perfection that there is out there

ill brace myself for the backlash for that last comment

(05-04-2011 21:11 )HImyNAMEis..... Wrote:  abit over the top with your remarks towards west-ham 'running' utd's defence ragged, apart from the 2 penalty's and vidic bringing down BA they didnt really do much, didnt watch chelski so i dont know how well their defence coped. no luis tommorow so they'll bring ivanovic back in at CB and keep UNI-BROW at RB, i reckon we'll score a couple of goals tomorrow and put us in a good position for the home leg. 1 - 2 UTD.

Hey Fonz! You'll be surprised to hear this, but I actually agree with you and feel strangely confident going into tomorrow night's match. Maybe it's because I don't really give a flying one about the Champions League (boring football refereed under a non-contact set of rules and blatant bias towards any foreign club), but if it wasn't for Martin Atkinson (can you believe that [unt actually refereed the Inter Milan v Schalke 04 match tonight) we'd probably have got something from Stamford Bridge the other week.

And why doesn't that rent-a-gob media prostitute Harry Redknapp keep his nose out of other clubs' business? The [unt put his oar into the Rooney swearing business this morning when surely he'd have been better employed preparing his own team for tonight's match in Madrid! And then Crouch completely loses his marbles and gets sent-off! But hey, Harry, at least Crouchie wasn't stupid enough to swear after scoring a cruical hat-trick so that's ok then isn't it? You fucking ugly tool!

I could understand it if it was Capello who made those comments because at least Rooney is his charge, but Meeja Prozzie 'Arry isn't the Ingerlund manager yet so should keep his opinions to himself! It's not like Rooney went up to the cameras and said anything about Redknapp's upcoming Tax evasion case, was it?

(05-04-2011 21:46 )HImyNAMEis..... Wrote:  

(05-04-2011 20:55 )mitchell Wrote:  Not me personally but the whole of the Tottenham team, every time they play in the Champions League they give Harry Redknapp a heart scare as they think this will bring goals goals goals

i dont get have you had a bump on the head ? as im sure before i left you were actually funny sorry.....................it's me, hitmeuptop by the way xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Knock knock! Who's there, Sherlock's just knocked at the door, he said "No shit!!!"

(05-04-2011 21:40 )HImyNAMEis..... Wrote:  most defenders struggle with pace, who would'nt ? but other than torres, vidic as never really struggled against any other in the premiership. there was'nt really any pace in west-ham's team at weekend he just mis-timed a couple of challenges, nobody is perfect but vida is as close to perfection that there is out there

ill brace myself for the backlash for that last comment

I'm trying not to comment.

i put a team up and i put gerrard in it and i was hoping for a thanx from yoda but i didnt get 1. im so disappointed cos i finally found a place for gerrard in 1 of my teams and thought it would make yoda happy. cant believe im begging for thanx i only put gerrard in cos i couldnt find the pic of paul ince in a bandage

(06-04-2011 00:12 )mitchell Wrote:  Knock knock! Who's there, Sherlock's just knocked at the door, he said "No shit!!!"

slightly funnier, but your clearly still feeling the effects of that bump you've taken to your head but hey keep your chin up you'll be back to normal soon. oh yeah, you might have some competition for my affections, malicious as taken a shine to me lol