Football Banter

arsenal v man utd may 1st on sky sports - premier league website.

goalies are over protected. they have more protection than a condom. a good result for liverpool today 3-1 against man utd, now wolves 3-3 spurs.

arsenal have a game in hand over man utd, man utd as the better goal difference of 3, so when arsenal play their game in hand and score 4 or more goals then will top the league, may 1st will decide where the title will go.

yeah i know its football banter but with yoda going on about he had a horse come in, i was just wondering is there a betting thread on here or for legal reasons cant we have 1? with cheltenham coming up im sure yoda might wanna share some tips eh? just asking thats all.

(06-03-2011 19:01 )Master Yoda Wrote:  So today has been a good day........ I got a tip for a horse earlier today (20 quid on a 9/2 winner in the 3:00pm at Naas) and it came good. Had 6 pints and now i'm home with a curry in front of me and in the process of being devoured. And i'm still 50 quid better off than when i left the house at lunch time

only six!! lightweight!
oh yeh, forgot your only 2ft 6 and 900 odd!!!

(06-03-2011 19:01 )bigguy01 Wrote:  arsenal v man utd may 1st on sky sports - premier league website.

goalies are over protected. they have more protection than a condom. a good result for liverpool today 3-1 against man utd, now wolves 3-3 spurs.

arsenal have a game in hand over man utd, man utd as the better goal difference of 3, so when arsenal play their game in hand and score 4 or more goals then will top the league, may 1st will decide where the title will go.

arsenals game in hand i believe will be spurs away, ooh local rivals.

Ya only had 6 today coz i'm on the dry!! lol Where are all the mancs??

with you only being 2 foot 6 yoda, have you ever had any trouble at alton towers trying to go on the rides?

arsenal v spurs must win for both teams, will we see the same antics we saw at the old firm?

(06-03-2011 19:09 )Master Yoda Wrote:  Ya only had 6 today coz i'm on the dry!! lol Where are all the mancs??

ones been banned and the other one is probably having a wank over the new foxy caps on the boudoir!

(06-03-2011 19:09 )Master Yoda Wrote:  Ya only had 6 today coz i'm on the dry!! lol Where are all the mancs??

jumping off high things is my guess!

(06-03-2011 19:07 )malicious fan Wrote:  yeah i know its football banter but with yoda going on about he had a horse come in, i was just wondering is there a betting thread on here or for legal reasons cant we have 1? with cheltenham coming up im sure yoda might wanna share some tips eh? just asking thats all.

I'll be honest, my knowledge of the sport of kings, as they call it, is not vast. I tend to watch it rather than bet on it but today one of my mates got the tip and at half time with Liverpool winning 2-0 i felt brave enough to pop into the bookies next door and have 20 quid on it. But if there is a thread started up for bets i'll be happy to share any tips i hear about

(06-03-2011 19:12 )malicious fan Wrote:  ones been banned and the other one is probably having a wank over the new foxy caps on the boudoir!

lol

(06-03-2011 19:10 )malicious fan Wrote:  with you only being 2 foot 6 yoda, have you ever had any trouble at alton towers trying to go on the rides?

Never been to Alton Towers mate but trying to get served at the bar is a nightmare!!!!