Football Banter

im confused, it says he is the king.

yoda try the dark side of the moon, there is only one king, its a chess piece

sundays gonna be fun on here init, with you scousers and mancs! if theres a loser i bet their fans dont come on here!

(04-03-2011 00:23 )Master Yoda Wrote:  

(04-03-2011 00:20 )bigguy01 Wrote:  yoda my little jedi master, elvis was the king before them

Ya but he went and got dead!!! That king died....King Kenny lives and reigns

Actually according to Agent M from Men In Black, Elvis is not dead he just went home

lol

(03-03-2011 19:44 )Master Yoda Wrote:  

(03-03-2011 19:40 )bigguy01 Wrote:  lindor, i find it funny when someone like martin johnson, who is over 6ft weighs about 18-20st of muscle, being bollocked by a guy who is about 5ft5 weighing about 10st. martin johnson going yes sir yes sir 3 bags full sir. when they start to play rugby as kids they are taught not to argue with the ref and his decision is final or will sin binned, 15 v 14 in rugby is a massive difference unlike in football 11 v 10, the team with 10 men most of the time shut up shop for the rest of the game. in rugby players get hefty bans. i know rugby is not perfect but the players have respect for the ref.

and he is such an ugly bastard also with fucked up ears and he can't even talk properly he just mumbles some shit

Johnson can have respect for a 5ft 5 weasel of a ref but it's a pity he didnt have respect for the President Of Ireland when he captained England at Landsdowne Road a few years back. I've no time for that prick.

(03-03-2011 21:53 )mitchell Wrote:  

(03-03-2011 18:20 )lindor Wrote:  This Sunday? It's the scousers' Cup Final and they'll put a month's worth of effort into it

Is this guy real, listen chocolate egg who's been called into question as a Dirty Scum fan by one of his own, the only cup final we can play this season is a European one albeit not the European one we'd want but this Sunday we'll be playing in the Barclays Premier League & the Barclays Premier League only, Now do one & take your strings with you you muppet!!!

Yes Mitchell, I am for real! Seem to have hit upon a raw nerve too, it seems! You know exactly what I mean by cup final! Or are you an armchair fan? In which case I'll forgive you as you're probably not familiar with match-going parlance, la!

Let's face it, The Thursday Night Channel Five Trophy means fuck-all! Ask your so-called king Kenny why he plays the stiffs in Europe - or Roy Hodgeson (Manager of the Year elect) why he didn't give a flying fuck about the TNCFT! Well....go on, ask them!

If Liverpool's players (and yes that includes Torres) put the same amount of effort into every match as they undoubtedly will on Sunday then do you honestly think they'd be farting around working out the permutations for which positions qualify them for next season's TNCFT? Surely they'd be a bit higher in the table challenging the likes of Manchester City and Tottenham for an Champions League spot!

Now here's a challenge for you Mitch, get your arse back over here from the cage fighting and answer me back, but without the aid of some cartoon characters, without resorting to personal insults (if you've actually got the mental capacity to do so) but with reasoned and intelligent opinion. Don't worry, I won't force you into saying the Manchester United words as I know you have an aversion to them, so you can stick with Dirty Scum, even though if your daddy sat you down on his lap and explained to you the meanings of songs such as "Who's that dying on the runway", "Where's your famous Munich Song?" and "You're just a bunch of wankers", you might actually care to consider that there's dirty scum on both sides of the East Lancs Road in this scenario!

I eagerly await your reply, but like I say, stick to the fucking rules and act a man not a primary school kid for a change - I'm sure there's an intelligent person in there, so this is your chance to shine in front of all your fan-boys

(04-03-2011 00:23 )groundnpound Wrote:  hitmeuptop...Has he really left the building?

Seems so.......

Don't tar all reds fans with that brush lindor.Fuckin no chance mate.

Im home and away every week and the only mugs u hear singing that trash (Munich song) are the wired meffs in the tracksuits who wouldn't know King Kenny or Bill Shankly if they walked up and slapped them on the face.The same beauts who go nuts when they hear ur mob signing about Hillsborough.

Mugs who sing and dance over innocent people dying need taken to one side and shot.