Words or Expression That Should be Banned

Another one for me is when people answer questions with a question,drives me insane
Example "Why are you feeling bad today?".(annoying response time). => "Why do i have to feel good?"
arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

FACT
when someone uses the word fact at the end of a sentence u know its a lie

"I'm not being funny but".... No but you are about to be a complete bellend!!!

"You know what l mean".....NO l don't F**king know what you mean.

"At the end of the day..." used to preface any pat statement as an idle way of imparting some sense of great universal significance to an otherwise vacuous or pointless statement or observation. Does what the person is saying only HAVE any validity or truth to it when the clock gets around to midnight, or do they mean at sunset? Or did they NOT ACTUALLY HEAR THEMSELVES TALKING!?!?!

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

I'm going to have fun with this thread though as I'll be ferreting these little annoying points away for future reference when I want to irritate people
Funny thing is quite a few of them I already do when in annoying mode

Well I could be topical and say depending on who says it and how serious they are then most people should be banned from saying
"I'm a model"
Waits for the backlash...

In an argument...
"What gives you the right to say that..."
- I give me the right to say whatever the fuck I want.

Trying to sound clever...
"It's the exception that proves the rule"
- Well if there's an exception the rule's fucking wrong then isn't it?
(Yes, I know it's 'prove' as in 'test', but this statement has always wound me up)

From pretty much any 'talent' based reality show...
"I want this SO much"
- Oh, we'll just let you win now then shall we?

After just being given a chance to audition, and getting a 'No'...
"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do"
- You've just had a chance, you screwed up. Now fuck off.

How's you? is it too much trouble to say How are you? lazy bastards.

There's a whole range of things really then fucking name some,again lazy bastards.



Edited for bad spelling.

uncensored/uncut = there was nothing worth taking out of it anyway.

wacky = wasn't funny 50 years ago, wasn't funny the last time you said it or did it and certainly isn't funny now.

My biggest hate of all

team building exercise = please hand me a shotgun.

In adverts - Less than £500 (or add any amount) Yeah by a penny,cheers.

Any TXT SPK or text speak in actual English. Language murderers.

Like & innt as in I like really like that it's like the best thing ever,innt,like. Aaaarrrrr just fuck off!!!