General News Thread

prob be some underling at the MOD wont be any Poltician

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(09-05-2025 11:20 )Charlemagne Wrote:  

(15-05-2024 16:15 )Charlemagne Wrote:  The two men charged with felling the Sycamore Gap tree have appeared in Newcastle Magistrates Court today.
They pleaded not gulity. The tree is valued at £622,191 by the National Trust.

The two men were found guilt of chopping down the tree this morning.

Today these two moron's were given a sentence of four years and three months for an act of criminal damage

There's a petition running to: shove a pineapple up Nigel Farage's arse. 192,000 people have signed it.

There's still 3 days before a government response.

BBC News - Millions missing out on benefits and government support, analysis suggests - BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yv0e9yjexo

That's a lot of households missing out.
There is a clear need to advertise what help is actually out there for people.

BBC News - Chimps drinking a lager a day in ripe fruit, study finds
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgq4710vendo

Got visions in my head now of whole bunches of pissed chimpanzees having a right old time of it in the forest .

^^

drowning their sorrows since they lost the tea advertising gig

....A pint and a packet of Steak Slices please ....I'm a bit dubious of exactly what kind of beer it's going to be , although it's got to be better than Carlsberg....right?

seeing greggs is from newcastle proberly brown ale all i know will prob be better than spoons

I read the thing about it yesterday, it'll run for 5 months and is in collaboration with a company they've worked with before on a bistro, if I remember correctly. Basically all meals adjusted so they include things like a bake as part of a roast dinner, the beers are custom by the sounds of it, the whole thing sounds great and like a load of fun.

Edit: https://www.greggs.com/news/welcome-to-t...ake-tavern