The "Pissed Off " Thread

Inadvertent squirting of Toilet Duck on to balls isn't great either.
Don't ask, just don't ask .

Completely quackers but unfortunately true.

FFS

At least you're not injecting it like a certain President suggested are you...

(04-12-2020 11:38 )lovebabes56 Wrote:  has there ever been golf played in the snow?

They use balls of different colours.

Whether they use Toilet Duck though...

(04-12-2020 11:38 )lovebabes56 Wrote:  has there ever been golf played in the snow?

In danger of going off topic here, sorry in advance. But to answer your question, yes. If your a golf tragic like me then no amount of bad weather with stop me getting my weekly fix. Rain = waterproofs & brolly. snow providing it's not too deep, orange golf balls. frost & ice = just be careful on your feet Fog, manageable, but can reach the point where you can't see your target or other golfers & becomes pointless & dangerous, same applies to playing in the dark.
The only no no would be sound of thunder, with the chance of a lightning strike. All golf club have strike rule around this type of weather condition, but basic common-sense applies, refrain from using your metal golf clubs & get to a safe place asap, clubhouse or your car.
I do recall carrying on once in snow, for one, your golf ball will pick up snow when it rolls on a fairway & worse still on a green & renders it impossible to play. On this day getting back to the clubhouse was a task in itself as the 10" wheels on my golf trolley grew to the size of one off those monster-trucks.
We're made of strong stuff up north & will not let a bit of bad weather put us off.

Last night..turn all the lights off, go up to bed, about to get in it and accidentally volley the side of the fucking thing with my barefoot!!!!!!

I swear, there isn't a pain in the world like this, I literally screeched every swear word I know to the heavens and was shouting, "WHY FUCKING ME, WHY FUCKING ME!"

Honestly thought I'd broke my little toe!!!

Got my results back from my diabetic screening over the years had no issues now my right eye has issues because the of diabetes and my blood pressure.

Dating apps suck

(24-12-2020 17:01 )goatman222 Wrote:  Dating apps suck

Well that’s helpful cos at least you can get a blowjob from them if you can’t get a date

On now, Carols from King's College Cambridge, apparently all filmed without a congregation & with the choir socially distanced to protect against coronavirus. Like fuck it is, if that's 2 metres then my cock must be over a foot long Have you seen the place, it's massive, no congregation, spread the fuck out.
No wonder this pandemic has been handled so shite if this is an example of our educated elite.

(24-12-2020 19:24 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  On now, Carols from King's College Cambridge, apparently all filmed without a congregation & with the choir socially distanced to protect against coronavirus. Like fuck it is, if that's 2 metres then my cock must be over a foot long Have you seen the place, it's massive, no congregation, spread the fuck out.
No wonder this pandemic has been handled so shite if this is an example of our educated elite.

i saw a bit of that, and i didn't even realise.... but that's cause i'm so used to going into shops and not seeing half the people wearing masks or practising social distancing right now, it's almost like none of those rules are still in place. i blame a lot of the shop staff, who should be following their own signs and refusing to serve people who fail to follow both rules. i pushed someone the other day in a shop cause they came up without a mask and stood right next to me. i gave them a right mouthful too about themselves, but they looked back at me like i was the one in the wrong.... pissed me of even more tbh. the staff in the shop also looked at me like i was mad.... i told them they should be doing their job and enforcing the rules, but they just shook their shoulders like it wasn't worth their effort, as they're ok behind their screens.