The "Pissed Off " Thread

(11-03-2020 14:16 )Kingsmind Wrote:  

(11-03-2020 08:28 )babelover48 Wrote:  

(11-03-2020 03:25 )Kingsmind Wrote:  

(11-03-2020 01:00 )Carl-Gen X Wrote:  Definition of wankspangle (from the urban dictionary) : A thin string of semen between the hand and cock of someone who’s just finished the vinegar strokes when wanking.

Also : Utter wankspangle - another term for a dickhead of the highest order. Someone who’s just achieved an epic fail, a bog roll hoarder...

Vinegar strokes do any chips come with that?.

what size you looking for??

I like my chips the normal size but i hear Kelly likes a nice big chip.

well, a french frie just does nothing for me.... prefer a thick cut chip meself...

So I assume the McDonalds in your area don't get much trade out of you because of the size of their chips....

Never thought I’d be cancelling Sky Sports and BT Sport but will be doing so from tomorrow until....???

Fuck paying inflated prices for pretty much no sport.

Would imagine those two channels are now bracing themselves for mass cancellations.

Totally agree with you Carl Gen because it's not just the Football that's been postponed it's every sport on Sky so what is the F in point

Hearing reports on the radio this morning of food banks in Liverpool threatened with closure because of panic buying by ignorant selfish twats.

Getting sick to the back teeth of selfish me me me overreacting cunts.

These people need a good slap

^ agree Carl a lot of selfishness going around sadly

Also do we really need all these celebs telling us how to wash our hands because there was me before just looking at a bar of soap thinking "hmm what do I do next?"

^
If you need some z-list celeb to tell you how to fucking wash your hands there’s something badly wrong somewhere.

If I spent too much time pondering how deep the rabbit hole of fuckwittery goes I’d genuinely start to lose my mind!

Got to put this out there for those who have just learned how to wash their hands...

Congratulations on learning this basic skill...how about you move on to learning how to use toothpaste and deodorant you dirty bastards?!

There will probably be a public information film on how to operate a tap next.

I see now the Wankspangle club is over and moved to it's rightful place in the Comedy Thread.

There is more people commenting on the pissed off thread that wasn't when that hole thing was going on , there can't be as many fans of Wankspangling as i thought.

(16-03-2020 12:51 )Tractor boy Wrote:  There will probably be a public information film on how to operate a tap next.

Well, we are living in stupid times, with stupid people in charge of many stupid citizens, who can't think for or beyond themselves.