Snooks
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RE: The "Pissed Off " Thread
Pissed off at my local bus service.
Useless @#=%ing pile of sh%te.
Pissed off at my local council changing bin collections to f#@=ing fortnightly.
Pissed off with my dartboard. No matter what I do I simply cannot get it absolutely milimetre perfect straight.
I am sure it has cost me loads of points you know   .
Types as if he is Michael van @#%&ing Gerwen  .
(This post was last modified: 20-10-2018 23:18 by Snooks.)
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kelly1066
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RE: The "Pissed Off " Thread
I never sit on the fence. I prefer to drop kick it out the way instead! Could possibly be a big fan of wankspangling?
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Foggy Mainwaring
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RE: The "Pissed Off " Thread
Pissed off at my local council changing bin collections to f#@=ing fortnightly.
Ah well you see snookered there's a simple answer to this dilemma.
If you do what I do, that is stamp up and down on your empty beer cans, and rip your cardboard into pieces, it'll fit in to a bin quite nicely.
The secret is to pretend that it is a person you despise.
I've compressed quite a lot of beer cans and ripped up a fair bit of cardboard whilst pretending it is Chris Evans's head I am stamping on, or whose throat I am throttling.
Tony bLAIR, vINCE cABLE THAT eUROPEAN jUNCKER CHAP, (sorry folks, not shouting, pressed Caps Lock by mistake, but if you think I am going to re-type that flippin' lot, er no), Nicola Sturgeon, Zoe Ball; I can vouch they are all good for stamping on.
Not only will you compact a lot of rubbish, but you will feel healthier for it.
At first do it at night when the neighbours aren't looking, and then when you get braver and bolder, you can come out as an avid re-cycling nutter like me.
Glad to be of help snookered.
Listen men, he who controls Walmington - On - Sea controls England.
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GMach1
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RE: The "Pissed Off " Thread
LIVERPOOL-Champions League & UEFA Super Cup AND
Club World Cup Winners 2019-YNWA!
So long, farewell, auf weidersehn, goodbye, adieu, syonara, ha su chin and CHEERIO!
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