Family Guy, season 4, episode 10 - Model Misbehavior
Stewie: Oh and if the Cookie Monster calls, tell him I'm not talking to him until he gets out of rehab.
[cutaway to the Cookie Monster in rehab, rehab workers come in]
Rehab Worker: Contraband check.
[They find cookies in his bed]
Rehab Worker: What are these?
Cookie Monster: I don't know.
Rehab Worker: What do you mean you don't know?
Cookie Monster: I-I...I don't know how they got there?
Rehab Worker: Well, I think you do know!
Cookie Monster: No, really! Uh... Derek was in here... um, he was in here makin' the beds I was um, I was in the john.
[The cookie monster then goes crazy and eats all the cookies on the plate. The workers pin him down on the bed]
MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
The Simpsons, season 4, episode 17 - Last Exit to Springfield
Homer: (answering the door) Who is it?
Voice: Goons.
Homer: Who?
Voice: Hired goons.
Homer: Hired goons? (opens the door; goons take Homer away)
MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
10-04-2018 02:17
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A funny one from The Simpsons S11 Ep18 "Days of Wine and D'oh'sees"
The clip on YouTube was dubbed in Spanish so I've had to showcase it via text.Kent Brockman is interviewing Burt Reynolds(Hank Azeria)about his new film "Fireball and Mudflap.
Reynolds : "I play Jerry "Fireball" Mudflap,a feisty Supreme court justice searching for his birth mother while competing in a cross country fire truck race.............it's garbage."
13-06-2018 17:29
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This quote is from the new Venom movie (released 5th Oct 2018 in UK cinemas), starring Brit actor Tom Hardy in the titular role.
Isaac : What the hell are you?
Venom : [emerges] WE... are Venom.
MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
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Many classics scenes centering around the biker gang 'The Black Widows' & their feud with Philo Beddoe (Clint Eastwood) unbeknownst to the gang that Philo is a bare knuckle fighter that has a pet orangutan named Clyde who likes knocking bikers out with one punch (right turn Clyde),getting drunk & shitting in police cars.
The funny scene I chose was when Philo,Clyde & friends were in a bar where Clyde was drunk & getting a bit rowdy when an angry drinker takes a dislike to Clyde & has a rant at the barman;
Drinker;"I don't like drinking with filthy apes!"
Barman;"Clyde is a clean ape"
Drinker;"I'm gonna kick his ass outta here!"
Barman;"If I was you friend I'd sit back down & have another beer"
Drinker;"He doesn't scare me!"
As the drinker gets up out of his seat he notices Clyde bending a metal frame in half to which the drinker looking rather downbeat sits back down & orders another beer.
Philo in the background;"I think Clyde is getting a little rowdy,we're outta here"
To which Clyde approaches the regretful drinker takes the cigarette from his mouth & plants a big kiss on the drinkers lips & attempts to play with his nose before Orville & Philo marches him off.
Drinker to Barman;"He kind of grows on you doesn't he!".
Here's the scene;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycZPTQgERk
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The Walking Dead, Season 6, Final Episode - Last Day on Earth.
This would be Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln) & his gang meeting Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) for the first time in person.
Edited: [After stopping at Abraham Ford, who raises up from his knees, meeting Negan gaze; unafraid of Negan]
Negan: [referring to Abraham's bread) Huh. Oh, he's gotta shave his shit.
[After approaching Rick's son Carl Grimes (Chandler Riggs)
Negan: You have one of our guns. [Kneels down to him], yeah, you have a lot of our guns. Shit kid. Lighten up, least cry a little.
MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
From new Venom movie trailer 2 (05/10/18 release date UK only)
Venom: Look into my eyes, Eddie. The way I see it, we can do whatever we want. Do we have a deal? Eyes! Lungs! Pancreas! So many snacks, so little time! [Venom snares and pulls out his very, long tongue and licks the left side of Isaac's face is looking uncomfortable as Venom does this.]
Venom: We will eat both of your arms, and then both of your legs, and then we will eat your face right off your head. You will be this armless, legless, faceless thing, won't you, going down the street like a turd in the wind!
Parolee: What the hell are you?
Venom: [emerges] WE... are Venom.
[scream]
Eddie Brock: [sees a shocked lady gaping at him] Oh, I fuc-... I have a parasite. Yeah...Good night, Mrs Chen. [walks out of newsagents.]
MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
(This post was last modified: 10-08-2018 14:59 by i'llbeback123.)
09-08-2018 18:49
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