People that Perturb me.

June Sarpong - Former MTV presenter & now political analyst who knows fuck all about music & even less about politics.How the fuck she is a regular on 'The Debate' the political programme on Sky News is beyond me to coin a phrase 'like a fish up a tree' comes to mind.

Russell Brand - Just because someone speaks elegantly & uses big words they don't know the meaning of doesn't make them smart or funny & in Brand's case it makes him look a cunt.

Vince Cable - So called 'Economist Expert' who gets airtime whenever Economics is discussed on the news & yet when he was in government he was the fucker that completely undersold Royal Mail for a fraction of it's real value.I wouldn't trust this doddery old fuck with my weekly shopping budget.

Loose Women Panel - Like a covern of old hags standing around a cauldren talking shite & mostly about men.

Shami Chakrabati - Further proof that politics in this country is just as corrupt as in those banana republic countries.Human Right's Lawyer & Terrorist Sympathizer was shoe-horned into the Lords after writing a complete white-wash dossier explaining there was no Anti- Semitism in the Labour Party when even a blind man can see there is (did she ever interview fellow Labour MP Luciana Berger).

Chris Evans - Probably one of the worlds biggest ass-kissers with the most nausiating voice.

Nick Hewer - An example of how to get one of the countries longest running quiz shows & turn it to complete shite.Rachel Riley is witty & definitely easy on the eyes but doddery Nick droning on certainly isn't easy on the ears.

Sadiq Khan - You maybe Mayor of London & claim to represent the capital but you sure as fuck don't represent me & I've yet to meet anyone who voted for you as Mayor.I noticed Khan in the front row of an Anthony Joshua fight last year,Joshua should have done us all a favour & plant his best right-hook onto Khan's elongated hooter.I suspect Khan has dreams of being this countries prime minister in the future I also have dreams of winning the lottery & marrying Claire Richards.I reckon my dreams are more realistic than Sadiq's.

Peter Mandelson - This cantankerous old fuck is slimier than a skip full of slugs.

Trump
Sarah Huckleberry Sanders (Spicer was comedy gold but how the fuck does she sleep at night) and all the other Trump apologists/enablers
Hilary Clinton (I blame her for Trump)
Alex Salmond (sleekit wee cunt)
Tony Blair (sleekit big cunt)
Peter Mandellson (has anybody actually seen his reflection?)
Boris (he'd be the biggest twat in politics, if it wasn't for Trump)
Gove (creepy cunt)
Leadsom
Alistair Campbell
Piers Morgan and Katie Hopkins (lock them both in a room and with a bit of luck they'll kill each other)
Gordon Ramsey
Rupert Murdoch (is Jerry Hall really that desperate?)
James Corden
Chris Evans
Jeremy Kyle
Jimmy Saville (Terence is right, there was always something about him...)
Michael Barrymore
Angus Deayton

A couple more -
Jack Whitehall - posh,unfunny,annoying twat
Katy Brand - as funny as toothache

ginger Chris Evans
dopey Dianne Abbott

Gary Lineker - Stick to the only thing you're good at which is football & stop preaching moralities & politics on twitter where you know fuck all plus it makes you sound like a proper cunt.And by the way how many child refugees from France did you take in again? zero obviously.

Lilly Allen - This junkie can't sing or do fuck all else apart from pontificating to everyone on twitter usually talking a load of bollocks & offending everyone.Like Saint Lineker she preached moralities about child refugees & yet never took one in (not even one of those 40 year old adults posing as children) & even if she did give it a few weeks & they'd probably become drug addicts themselves.

Richard Branson - A creepy old fucker who's been outed as one of those groping types.
What I don't get is that he lives on his own island & yet continues to meddle in UK affairs.He continues to rattle on about legalizing drugs in the UK but if you want to smoke dope,crack or whatever you're into Dick how about taking it on your own fucking island.

Alex Salmond - I would really like to punch this smug,lumpy old fucker straight on the chin but he has about 6 chins to choose from.

Nicola Sturgeon - What's with these SNP leaders with their fishy surnames with Salmond & now Sturgeon.Once wee Jimmy Krankie gets carted off the the funny farm I reckon the next leader will either be an old Trout or a Pillock.I heard Nicola denied the rumours that she was a lesbian as she couldn't stand the thought of being turned down by women as well as men.

Jose Mourinho - What a miserable old fucker who I heard got kicked out of McDonald's for asking for a Happy Meal.He has a face like a bulldog licking battery acid off a stinging nettle.How about Jose actually manages a football club that doesn't have a pot to piss in on transfer budgets & see how he gets on.'Special One' more like 'Special K(unt)'.

Katy Brand - Even after downing 20 pints of the strongest lager she'd still look rougher than a bag of old bollocks.

(01-11-2017 08:57 )Charlemagne Wrote:  Is it strange that no-ones mentioned either the Prime Minister or the Leaders of any of the Opposition Parties.

(30-10-2017 13:17 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  Any of the 650 arseholes in Parliament

None of them are worth the time & effort individual posts would need.

(01-11-2017 22:19 )Jack the Nipper Wrote:  Gary Lineker - Stick to the only thing you're good at which is football & stop preaching moralities & politics on twitter where you know fuck all plus it makes you sound like a proper cunt.And by the way how many child refugees from France did you take in again? zero obviously.

Lilly Allen - This junkie can't sing or do fuck all else apart from pontificating to everyone on twitter usually talking a load of bollocks & offending everyone.Like Saint Lineker she preached moralities about child refugees & yet never took one in (not even one of those 40 year old adults posing as children) & even if she did give it a few weeks & they'd probably become drug addicts themselves.

Richard Branson - A creepy old fucker who's been outed as one of those groping types.
What I don't get is that he lives on his own island & yet continues to meddle in UK affairs.He continues to rattle on about legalizing drugs in the UK but if you want to smoke dope,crack or whatever you're into Dick how about taking it on your own fucking island.

Alex Salmond - I would really like to punch this smug,lumpy old fucker straight on the chin but he has about 6 chins to choose from.

Nicola Sturgeon - What's with these SNP leaders with their fishy surnames with Salmond & now Sturgeon.Once wee Jimmy Krankie gets carted off the the funny farm I reckon the next leader will either be an old Trout or a Pillock.I heard Nicola denied the rumours that she was a lesbian as she couldn't stand the thought of being turned down by women as well as men.

Jose Mourinho - What a miserable old fucker who I heard got kicked out of McDonald's for asking for a Happy Meal.He has a face like a bulldog licking battery acid off a stinging nettle.How about Jose actually manages a football club that doesn't have a pot to piss in on transfer budgets & see how he gets on.'Special One' more like 'Special K(unt)'.

Katy Brand - Even after downing 20 pints of the strongest lager she'd still look rougher than a bag of old bollocks.

good shouts

Alistair Campbell
Blair
Geldof
Bono
Chakrabati
anyone from Matrix Chambers
Rebecca Long-Bailey
Sturgeon
Salmond (indeed why are all SNP people so odious and arrogant?)
Harriet Harperson

+ just about any virtue signalling, lecturing Celebridee....

Forgot about Michelle Mone, fucked her way to a title, and an obnoxious cow to boot

A few more to add to my list:

Andrew Neil (Thatcher idolising, Murdoch loving, Tory cunt)
Rupert Murdoch
Lord Rothermere/Paul Dacre
The Barclay Brothers
Peter Htichens
Kelvin Mackenzie
Liam Fox
Nigel Farage
Ruth Davidson (yeah, I know that I listed her before, but she deserves 'special mention' )
Kirsty Wark
Harriet 'Hates-men'
'Whiny' (aka Willie) Rennie (Actually, his predecessors, Tavish Scot and Nicol Steven, are even/much bigger cunts)
Alistair 'lying cunt' Carmichael
Dan Snow
James Dyson (producer of vastly overpriced crap, and modest to a fault... )
Michelle Mone (by name... ) (Thanks SOCATOA )

More to come, I'm sure...