(12-07-2014 21:06 )davetherave57 Wrote: How Long before Caty gets Lori Status
You mean it hasn't happened already ?
I assumed cos I hadn't logged in for a while (until the last couple of days) that she would be right up there by now
My, the forum must be getting slower.
On a related note :
( Ironic smiley face : note to mods, why don't we have one of these, it could be a wee head with little white gloved hands doing air quotation marks [ie. fore and middle fingers on each hand extended, rest folded down]on either side or similar; might save a lot of misdirected anger, mutual slanging matches and flouncing ? then again maybe not, a smiley isn't magical after all)
Usual Suspects* Watch : Day 95436730215.5 : Report for 11-12th July 2014, Excerpt Only :
12-07-14 BS Extra : FV 173, from 00:45 hours til close :
00:45 Paige Turnah : screen time 1hr 04 mins plus ? (that wasn't the time she started that session, but it was the time I started watching)
followed by
Jada : screen time 2hr 20 mins ( including a blackout for costume change, which, giving the benefit of doubt, might have been prompted by caller request or producer anxiousness that she had broken some little known rule determining the maximum time allowed for naked oilyness )
followed by
Paige Turnah : screen time 47 mins 15 sec
Outrage ensues.
Only 2 babes on a channel for 4+ hours ?!
Why was [ insert name here ] not given a chance ?!
(Non ironic statement coming up)
First time I'd watched regular (as opposed to Unleashed) BS in weeks
AND I LOVED IT!
GO, GO "USUAL SUSPECTS" GO!
Where will it all END ?
In the case of BS Extra this morning, not with a bang or a whimper, but with this final frame just before the ravey music and closing graphics :
Who needs an "END" caption when you have a picture like that to say the same thing ?
And they say the BS directors don't have style ?
* Obligatory footnote : when did "The Usual Suspects" become universal shorthand for a term of abuse ? As I recall it was a rather good film with a twisty turny plot twist that made the Sixth Sense look like the most obvious stupid cunning plan in the history of Baldrick's stupid cunning plans and it had a hand in popularising Kevin Spacey to the wider world.(Yes, OK there's a downside to everything : sound of man shooting himself in the foot with his own misdirected blunderbuss). Or was it released after that appearance as the psycho in the inexplicably popular and borderline misogynist sicko grim serial killer one with Brad Pitt and Ex-Mrs Chris Martin's head in a box? I forget.
I vote we start a campaign to reclaim the phrase "Usual Suspects" so that is no longer a pejorative term of jaded and sour disgruntlement at the prospect of an attractive lady posing in her panties and exposing her breasts on TV several times a week; but instead is used as a celebration of the consistent merit and level of excellence by said ladies ?
Who's with me ?
Anybody ?
No ?
.....I'll get my coat.
^^^^^ WTF was all that ?
(Well, I assume I have to live up to my recent neutral rep "Quite the lunatic", don't I ? what do you want from me here ?)
And the moral of the story is ?
If you're getting bored (and/or distraught at the departure of a favourite babe) just give the channels a miss for a while.