Football Banter

Yaya's taken up a new hobby



He's either angling for a move or a new contract..

After allowing this story to come out, Yaya should change his name to Haha.

(21-05-2014 10:53 )cosmonaut Wrote:  After allowing this story to come out, Yaya should change his name to Haha.

I guess when you receive £150,000 to £200,000 a week for 90 minutes of 'hell' once or twice a week then you are so detached from the rest of society that you don't really mingle with ordinary people. He will be completely unaware that half the population is incredulous, while the rest are taking the piss. If there's no bread let them eat cake and all that.

I wonder how many MC fans will demand the club keep him? But for him to come out and say the club forgot his birthday, Awww, what did he expect from them? A big fucking cake or something? I bet when he makes his next move he'll ask for it to put in his contract that the new club remembers his birthday!! If he did I bet he'll be spending the next 12 months trying to find the club who is stupid enough to accept it!! MEMO TO ALL CLUBS :- DO NOT SIGN THIS MAN IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER HIS BIRTHDAY!!

Neil Lennon has resigned as the Celtic manager. I imagine he will get a few offers from south of the border now.

Former striker Henrik Larsson is long odds-on to replace Lennon with Aston Villa boss Paul Lambert and Malky Mackay are also on the short list

He'll struggle in England, Celtic are playing in a League 1 type division. Not exactly difficult to win, I could manage them

ITN :

Quote:Former Manchester United manager David Moyes has been reported to police for allegedly assaulting a 23-year-old man in a bar in Lancashire, ITV News understands.

Moyes had been drinking at the Emporium wine bar in Clitheroe when the alleged incident occurred at 10pm on Wednesday evening.

maybe hes been offered the spurs Job

maybe he's been offered his old job back!!