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£91,000 phone bill calling chatlines

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RE: £91,000 phone bill calling chatlines
(05-05-2013 10:53 )MONEY BANG Wrote:  
(05-05-2013 10:35 )marlowe Wrote:  How is Kev going to fund this foundation? Is he asking for donations?

The foundation is no longer a part of his life goals.

Bounce

And what exactly are his current "life goals" ?

Only 3 things in life are certain. Death, Taxes and lesbians will never look how they do in porn movies.
05-05-2013 22:07
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RE: £91,000 phone bill calling chatlines
(05-05-2013 22:00 )RESPONSIBLE ADULT Wrote:  A man runs up a bill of ninety one thousand pounds wanking himself to near destruction. This same man then gets let off from paying his bill by a kind and generous phone company. And not one fucking photo. Yer havin a fuckin laff.

Huh? Photo of what? The man? Post number 1 in this thread is a link to a Daily Mail story with plenty of "sad face" expressions.
05-05-2013 22:42
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RE: £91,000 phone bill calling chatlines
(05-05-2013 10:53 )MONEY BANG Wrote:  The foundation is no longer a part of his life goals.

That's a shame and a missed opportunity. Kev could have been a pioneer.
06-05-2013 16:05
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RE: £91,000 phone bill calling chatlines
Their is no Kev, their is no debt of 91 grand, therefore no story. Unless this man called Kev is arrested and put on trial. Then and only then should it be believed. As I have said before this plot was conceived by ad men, as a way of making the people that phone up these sites feel smug about their control of something that can destroy some people, It makes them think the amounts they frittered away is justifiable compared to the money that Kev spent. I await to be proved wrong.
06-05-2013 16:53
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RE: £91,000 phone bill calling chatlines
(06-05-2013 16:53 )RESPONSIBLE ADULT Wrote:  Their is no Kev, their is no debt of 91 grand, therefore no story. Unless this man called Kev is arrested and put on trial. Then and only then should it be believed. As I have said before this plot was conceived by ad men, as a way of making the people that phone up these sites feel smug about their control of something that can destroy some people, It makes them think the amounts they frittered away is justifiable compared to the money that Kev spent. I await to be proved wrong.

Well then there is a high level Government conspiracy as a senior member of the conservative party has been offering assistance and guidance to Kev during this incident.

I have sent your their personal phone number via DM and they can confirm to you that Kev is real and not a fictional character created by an advertising agency.
06-05-2013 17:24
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RE: £91,000 phone bill calling chatlines
(05-05-2013 22:00 )RESPONSIBLE ADULT Wrote:  A man runs up a bill of ninety one thousand pounds wanking himself to near destruction. This same man then gets let off from paying his bill by a kind and generous phone company. And not one fucking photo. Yer havin a fuckin laff.

I shudder to think what sort of photo readers of this story in the papers would expect to see. "Embarrassing Bodies" style medical images of his damaged wong? Xrays of his hand showing RSI and enormous callouses? Bloodshot eyeballs and heaps of pizza cartons because he has been unable to move from the couch for more than a few minutes in the past 6 months?

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07-05-2013 02:15
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RE: £91,000 phone bill calling chatlines
(06-05-2013 17:24 )MONEY BANG Wrote:  Well then there is a high level Government conspiracy as a senior member of the conservative party has been offering assistance and guidance to Kev during this incident.

I have sent your their personal phone number via DM and they can confirm to you that Kev is real and not a fictional character created by an advertising agency.

Let me get this straight. The personal phone number of a senior member of government is being passed around on wank forums? Surprised Rolleyes

I hope it wasn't the one who was arrested the other day.
07-05-2013 05:00
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(07-05-2013 05:00 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  Let me get this straight. The personal phone number of a senior member of government is being passed around on wank forums? Surprised Rolleyes

They have a genuine interest in the life dominance that the channels can cause the vulnerable. It is an important objective for the Coalition government to have people contribute towards society, not withdraw from it to dedicate their lives to watching and sometimes calling the channels.
This MP serves the people, society, just because someone should be a registered member of this forum does not mean that they should be excluded from society and not be deserving of assistance.
07-05-2013 10:41
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RE: £91,000 phone bill calling chatlines
think a senior member of the conservative party has more important things to do than help kev who has knowingly and willingly racked up a debt of nearly £100,000 calling the babeshows (and boasted about it)

for me kev isn't vulnerable from what ive read. he knew full well what he was doing and how much it cost calling the shows and only when things got out of control has he gone to the press spinning a story trying to be the victim

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07-05-2013 12:50
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RE: £91,000 phone bill calling chatlines
(07-05-2013 10:41 )MONEY BANG Wrote:  It is an important objective for the Coalition government to have people contribute towards society, not withdraw from it to dedicate their lives to watching and sometimes calling the channels.

I for one am taking MONEY BANG seriously. I'm sure the babe channels are often discussed at cabinet meetings.
07-05-2013 15:03
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