Ofcom Discussion

From what I can see a certain senior figure of OFTWAT has been trying to get another job for ages (unsuccessfully). Maybe no other enterprise wants such a fucking a dictator at the helm???

(26-12-2012 12:42 )Ponty100 Wrote:  Is it within Ofcom guidelines for the girls to give massages to each other on screen, or is any contact between the girls allowed to be shown?

OK as long as they avoid thighs, breasts and "genital areas" though the definition of genitals varies with the tide. "Inner labia" apparently includes outer labia and my dictionary does not list bumholes as genitals.

Oh, they ought to avoid pouring body oil suggestively because that is so easily mistaken for ejacuate. By sex starved puritan morons.

(26-12-2012 14:26 )munch1917 Wrote:  

(26-12-2012 14:17 )bburnfc Wrote:  what i dont get with this. is that tv programs before 21.00 on main stream television can get away with show girl kiss or even worst guys kiss. what happening here.

Ofcom classifies the babeshows as advertisement (since they are essentially advertising the phone lines), and consequently, a slightly different set of rules apply compared to mainstream tv.

However adverts for shower gel like Sanex allow loads of tasteful nudes.

And ads for encrypted channels allow nipple sucking, dildo sucking, implied fingering, implied fucking and implied threesomes.

(29-12-2012 00:11 )eccles Wrote:  

(26-12-2012 14:26 )munch1917 Wrote:  

(26-12-2012 14:17 )bburnfc Wrote:  what i dont get with this. is that tv programs before 21.00 on main stream television can get away with show girl kiss or even worst guys kiss. what happening here.

Ofcom classifies the babeshows as advertisement (since they are essentially advertising the phone lines), and consequently, a slightly different set of rules apply compared to mainstream tv.

However adverts for shower gel like Sanex allow loads of tasteful nudes.

And ads for encrypted channels allow nipple sucking, dildo sucking, implied fingering, implied fucking and implied threesomes.

True the ads are more explicit than main content which i noticed and i only have freeview ..

Oh you have to laugh at what you put "In my dictionary bumholes are not genitals"..

I just rang OFCON. Seems bumholes are not classified as genitalia and are therefore exempt. All contact with bumholes seems fine so fear not you won't get in the shit!...

Shylok

(29-12-2012 22:40 )shylok Wrote:  I just rang OFCON. Seems bumholes are not classified as genitalia and are therefore exempt. All contact with bumholes seems fine so fear not you won't get in the shit!...

Shylok

lol great post mate, so does that mean Bum holes have been given the green light to show after 11pm i wonder?

In the wake of all this OFCON oppression its only humor that keeps me sane!

I wonder if OFCON realise how much pain and suffering they cause - that's why they are so hated I'm certain...

Shylok

(30-12-2012 09:35 )shylok Wrote:  I wonder if OFCON realise how much pain and suffering they cause - that's why they are so hated I'm certain...

Ofcon don't care one bit how much suffering they cause.

Pain and Suffering?? do explain

Apparantly nudity can be show pre watershed if it is "arty" or "educational". Was channel surfing on Sky and found naked men and women on Sky Arts 1 at 2.30pm in a documentary about a guy that goes around photographing nude people.