Poems about the babes

There was a young girl called Tiffy
I'd spread her gash and have a whiffy
I'd flick my tongue over her clit
Finger her ass 4 a bit
I'd be basting her pussy in a jiffy ...

I just had a thought about Ani
and for once it didnt involve any nanny
The smouldering bombshell from Leeds
i would love to pamper her needs
and then have a beer and a sarnie

There was a young girl named Lolly
She makes my prick so jolly
The way she sucks dick
She does it so slick
Just make sure U bring a brolly...

That very hot and horny Nicolle Knight
With a lovely juicy pussy that looks so tight

To suck on those lips I could do it all night
To leave me feeling as high as a kite

Her tits are gorgeous and look just right
She is such a turn on and a beautiful sight

A perfect visionary cure for any plight
To resist such a hottie would be such a fight

She is such a foxy lady a heavenly delight
With a body to die for its Nicolle Knight

I saw Fernanda
sat on her veranda
She looked so good
She gave me wood
Then blacked my eye
just like a panda !

There is one lady so flexible and so bendy
She makes the splits look so trendy

Endless agility and energy unconfined
Some of her positions blow my mind

To talk filth with her on the phone is such a thrill
Her tight juicy pussy I would happily fill

I wish she was on the beds a whole lot more
Of her tight body I would love a guided tour

A perfect A plus is how I would grade her
It is of course the wonderful, sexual dynamo that is Jada

oh Reede my Reede
surely its not too seedy
for me to whip your sticky knicks
from the wash basket that wiffs

(20-01-2013 22:10 )cwpussylover Wrote:  oh Reede my Reede
surely its not too seedy
for me to whip your sticky knicks
from the wash basket that wiffs

If Carlsberg did poems. cw you are fucking genius.

Quote from the poem "The Old Vicarage, Grantchester" by Rupert Brooke

Stands the Church clock at ten to three?
And is there honey still for tea?

My version

Stands the Babestation clock at sixteen past ten?
And is it time for a wank, again?

Its about time they put some batteries in it. The "office set" clock has been stuck at that time since the move to MK.

oh Kelly brook with piss like wine...id luv 2 rim your sweet behind

Kelly Brook with your crusty nicks, I;d stick them in a seeded bun and eat them out yer bum