Have you ever?

(08-07-2012 20:05 )the truth Wrote:  Yes,he's a legend

Have you ever ran up the high road with your knackers out of doors?

No

Have you ever seen a UFO?

Nope.

Have you ever tried to chat up a checkout girl ?

No


Have you ever got stuck in a lift?

(09-07-2012 17:48 )Money_Shot Wrote:  Have you ever tried to chat up a checkout girl ?

If you have, tell us all about it, at length. That way we can prevent this thread from becoming one of those that the 3000 Club boys use to top up their post totals with.

No.

Have ever split your trousers ?

Define split.

(09-07-2012 17:56 )Money_Shot Wrote:  No.

Have ever split your trousers ?

Yes, twice in my school days

Have you ever gone to Las Vegas and lost a lot of money?

2,729...2,730...2,731...

(09-07-2012 18:00 )Addison Wrote:  2,729...2,730...2,731...

I guess thats a reference to me, just having the cracic thats all

(09-07-2012 17:56 )Addison Wrote:  

(09-07-2012 17:48 )Money_Shot Wrote:  Have you ever tried to chat up a checkout girl ?

If you have, tell us all about it, at length. That way we can prevent this thread from becoming one of those that the 3000 Club boys use to top up their post totals with.

At length? There isn't much to say. I was in Sainbury's and there was a delightful checkout girl giving me plenty of smiles and seemed quite chatty, I forgot that this is effectively an unwritten part of their job description and asked her out for a drink or maybe for some dinner.... Cutting the long story short, the checkout girl declined and it was game over.

(09-07-2012 17:57 )Addison Wrote:  Define split.

Split at the seam. Perhaps in a tight fitted suit at a wedding and your on the dance floor busting some moves when you hear your trousers split...

Oh, and by the way 2,904