Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

Avengers Assemble - Loki - Hulk - Brief Confrontation

Loki: "Enough!!!!! You are all of you beneath me," I am a god you dull creature,and I will not be bullied by a.....(The Hulk then drags Loki by his feet mid speech & proceeds to smash him about the place)
Hulk: (while strutting off leaving Loki half buried in the concrete floor,looks back and says) "Puny God!"

The Dark Knight Rises: (Bane)

[After Batman has hit the lights]

"Oh you think darkness is your ally, but you merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light untill i was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding."

[Batman attacks Bane but is easily thwarted]

"The shadows betray you, because they belong to me."

The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror IV

The Simpsons go to Mr Burns's castle for dinner, when they enter the castle Mr Burns appears out of a puff of smoke looking like a vampire

Mr Burns: Well if it isn't my good friends the uh...
Smithers: Simpson family master
Mr Burns: Simpson eh excellent (turns around and walks away)
Lisa: (whispering) Dad do you notice anything strange
Homer: Yeah his hairdo looks so queer
Mr Burns: I heard that!
Homer: It was the boy

Bond: A gun, and a radio. Not exactly Christmas, is it?
Q: You were expecting an exploding pen? We don't really go in for that anymore.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

"They was giving me 10,000 watts a day you know, and i'm hot to trot. The next woman who takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine, and pay out in silver dollars."

Randle McMurphy (Jack Nicholson)

Anything from Oddball in Kellys Heroes. Absolute classic!!

Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan.

This is my particular favourite movie in the series and I love this speech from James T Kirk.

[Eulogizing Spock]

"We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honoured dead. And yet it should be noted, in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of a new life, the sunrise of a new world, a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most...[voice breaks] human."

batman begins

hotel doorman (to bruce wayne) "nice car"
bruce wayne (back to doorman) "you should see the other one"

The Simpsons Season 20, Episode 18 Father Knows Worst

Homer: Ooh, lamb kebab! (eats the kebab)
Homer: Ooh, chicken kebab! (eats it, as well)
Homer: (grabbing a lit fire juggling stick) Ooh, fire kebab!
Lisa: Dad, no!
Bart: (cutting in front of Lisa) Dad, yes!
Homer: [blowing fire] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I'M BURNING! WATER! WATER!
Bart: [bringing flammable bleach to Homer]
Homer: [blowing fire, panting, to Bart] Thank you [realizes he just drank so flammable bleach] WHY... YOU... LITTLE-- [grunts while strangling Bart] BURN, BARTY! BURN! [roaring and blowing fire at the strangled Bart]