Jokes

(31-12-2020 20:31 )Chrisst Wrote:  Patient: Doctor, I think I'm going deaf.
Doctor: What are the symptoms?
Patient: Well, they're a cartoon family on television.

I would take my hat off to you, if i had another hat on under this one

How did you quit smoking?

I decided to smoke only after sex.

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a clitoris?


Nothing - Men just don’t care.

What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion?


“It’s not what it looks like!”

What’s the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear.

The other is a great year

So Lewis Hamilton gets a knighthood for driving a car fast.

All I got was three points and a fine.

It's Motown weather out there.

Three Degrees. Four Tops.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.