(18-09-2020 22:22 )Tumble_Drier Wrote: [ -> ]"A little bit of wee isn't going to stop me being me"
No, but it will make you smell like a fucking retirement home.
What's the point in making incontinence pants sexy ?
You get a sexy babe home, she does a seductive striptease which culminates with her throwing her knickers at you, and a soaking wet piss pad hits you in the face.
The Arla advert is doing my head in...
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's not milk."
"It's milk that's been filtered longer"... Or some crap like that.
I'm usually shouting at the telly by this point so I don't hear the full advert
No, no ,no. Thanks Halifax, I go for ages not hearing an Oasis number and I hear about Noel and Liam and how they're all supposedly just Beatle covers or whatever and then I get the chance to actually hear one of their songs and I'm blown away.
The teleshopping advert for the "Bionic trimmer", a glamorous Hollywood wife edging the lawn infront of a $5 million mansion. Surely she would have an undocumented Mexican to do that for her?