13-09-2018, 18:53
13-09-2018, 19:53
(13-09-2018 18:53 )cwpussylover Wrote: [ -> ]The new Elton John/John Lewis £5 million adverts, (and they aint even made them yet)
I saw one last night; god awful and cringeworthy to the extreme....
13-09-2018, 20:21
1)
Funeral adverts, telling me that I should save for my funeral so that my loved one's won't have a bill to pay.
Bugger off, I've got enough saved to pay for me funeral, don't need a bunch of finance crooks to tell me the bleeding obvious.
2)
Car adverts; buy one of our SUVs, and you will drive through clear streets, never meet a traffic jam, and it will still be shiny and clean at the end of a drive through a duststorm.
Also, you will be able to drive like an arsehole with impunity.
3)
Loan company ads.
4)
All other ads.
Funeral adverts, telling me that I should save for my funeral so that my loved one's won't have a bill to pay.
Bugger off, I've got enough saved to pay for me funeral, don't need a bunch of finance crooks to tell me the bleeding obvious.
2)
Car adverts; buy one of our SUVs, and you will drive through clear streets, never meet a traffic jam, and it will still be shiny and clean at the end of a drive through a duststorm.
Also, you will be able to drive like an arsehole with impunity.
3)
Loan company ads.
4)
All other ads.
13-09-2018, 20:58
^Have you noticed how the "average cost" of a Funeral is different on every Ad? Surely it should be exactly the same?
13-09-2018, 21:06
(13-09-2018 20:58 )Tumble_Drier Wrote: [ -> ]^Have you noticed how the "average cost" of a Funeral is different on every Ad? Surely it should be exactly the same?
No TumbleDrier, I've never noticed, mainly 'cos I mute the bastards.
Oh, I just love, love, love that mute button; such a feeling of power.
It's the closest I will ever get to world domination.
13-09-2018, 21:49
My dad reckons the actual cost is more like a third of what most of them quote; and he should know, he's a damn sight closer to needing one than me...
13-09-2018, 22:14
(13-09-2018 21:49 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ]My dad reckons the actual cost is more like a third of what most of them quote; and he should know, he's a damn sight closer to needing one than me...
Aha I found that last remark so funny kelly, and then I realized I'm probably near that age; er, not so funny now
14-09-2018, 08:33
(13-09-2018 22:14 )Foggy Mainwaring Wrote: [ -> ](13-09-2018 21:49 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ]My dad reckons the actual cost is more like a third of what most of them quote; and he should know, he's a damn sight closer to needing one than me...
Aha I found that last remark so funny kelly, and then I realized I'm probably near that age; er, not so funny now
My dad is the same age as Prince Charles.... I'm hoping Charles croaks it first though....
14-09-2018, 12:13
It's entirely legal for your 'loved ones' just to bury you in the garden
Might affect the value of the house, though
Might affect the value of the house, though
14-09-2018, 12:30
Beagle street can`t stand them wives telling hubby what to do so they get a good payout