(30-07-2014 17:48 )Rammyrascal Wrote: [ -> ]don't you mean a very hammered phone bill snookered as clare richards is also on tonight
Cruelty to phone bills I tell you
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Trouble is they are both irresistible
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Dear Mr Snookered,
Your bill for this quarter is £1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Any chance of a whip round
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It is pure cruelty. Which makes the prospect of naked, oil squirting Kandi even more exciting
Somehow
Can see many people on Twitter hyping up naked Kandi already haha great stuff
look at it this way Snook; if a mad summer is had, the rest of the year may not look so bad on the old bill
The key is though that people have to call up and request it otherwise it will not happen.
Talk now is of Kandi naked in the shower
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Snookered collapses in a heap.
It's all too much for his ticker
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It's Kandi on tv that is enough on its own
Can someone call an ambulance for me just in case?