I honestly never nicked this idea from rickhardo and took it as a challenge - honest
I met her in the chatbox on the shows forum
Where she couldn't see the posts and it wound her up, so I mailed her
Mai-mai-mai-mai-mailed her
She asked what to do 'bout the style of her hair
I told her don't cut it, hunny, don't you dare, no no, Leila
L-e-i-l-a leila lei-lei-lei-lei leila
Well Im not a girl who's often down in the dumps
But I smiled when she said she luvs my "lady lumps"
Oh my leila lei-lei-lei-lei leila
Well Im not dumb but I can't understand
Why she wouldn't like a woman instead of a man
Oh my leila lei-lei-lei-lei leila lei-lei-lei-lei leila
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She sat me down and she stroked my knee
And said dear girl wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most impassionate girl
But when I looked in her eyes my head started to whirl 'cause of leila
Lei-lei-lei-lei leila lei-lei-lei-lei leila
Leila lei-lei-lei-lei leila lei-lei-lei-lei leila
I pulled her to me
We walked to the door
We fell to the floor
We got down on our knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my leila
Lei-lei-lei-lei leila
Boys like their boys and girls like their girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for leila
Lei-lei-lei-lei leila
Well I'd met her just a week before
And Id never ever kissed my leila before
But leila smiled, I pulled her close to me
She asked what's gonna happen, and I said "wait and see"
Well Im not the worlds most shy little lass
And I know what I like, and it's Leila's fine ass
Oh my Leila
Lei-lei-lei-lei leila lei-lei-lei-lei leila
Lei-lei-lei-lei leila lei-lei-lei-lei leila