07-05-2009, 05:31
The talk of Chip's outstanding poem/sig and Sooky's sig got me to do one aswell. I suck at poems, I'm no poet but Frankie Avalon's Venus did inspire me for this piece.
Hey, Leila! Oh, Leila!
Hey, Leila! Oh, Leila!
Leila if you will
I really hate watching Benny Hill
I rather see a beauty queen like you
Who makes all our dreams come true
Leila's very smart
I know she loves Colbert in her heart
And when she's not on our TV screens
She's at home...thinking of me
Hey, Leila! Oh, Leila!
Hey, Leila! Oh, Leila!
Pageants is her thing
But I don't like it, when she doesn't win
I have to take a walk and clear my head
Instead of wishing those judges...were dead
Leila, goddess of Bournemouth you are
Better than any superstar
Even sexier than Rosanne Barr
Jesus, if you please
Let Leila pass her exams with a breeze
We all want our friend to be the best
And better than all the rest.
Hey, Leila! Oh Leila!
Hey, Leila! Oh Leila!
Hey, Leila! Oh, Leila!
Hey, Leila! Oh, Leila!
Leila if you will
I really hate watching Benny Hill
I rather see a beauty queen like you
Who makes all our dreams come true
Leila's very smart
I know she loves Colbert in her heart
And when she's not on our TV screens
She's at home...thinking of me
Hey, Leila! Oh, Leila!
Hey, Leila! Oh, Leila!
Pageants is her thing
But I don't like it, when she doesn't win
I have to take a walk and clear my head
Instead of wishing those judges...were dead
Leila, goddess of Bournemouth you are
Better than any superstar
Even sexier than Rosanne Barr
Jesus, if you please
Let Leila pass her exams with a breeze
We all want our friend to be the best
And better than all the rest.
Hey, Leila! Oh Leila!
Hey, Leila! Oh Leila!