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$h!ny h3lm3t Wrote:

tsurugi Wrote:she is slower than a cripple in a magnet factory.........thank the lord for sir gene hunt

You sir are fucking funny!
And you speak the truth

i do try am not one for ass kissing unless they ask nicely

One of nature's great mysteries is "why do men have nipples?". Now another could be "does Jessica have nipples?".

phallusfungus Wrote:One of nature's great mysteries is "why do men have nipples?". Now another could be "does Jessica have nipples?".

They've popped out once or twice, only to be very quickly covered. Perhaps the question should be why is Jessica the adult chat presenter so reluctant to show them!

And she only seems to be capable of getting into one or two positions.

tsurugi Wrote:

$h!ny h3lm3t Wrote:

tsurugi Wrote:she is slower than a cripple in a magnet factory.........thank the lord for sir gene hunt

You sir are fucking funny!
And you speak the truth

i do try am not one for ass kissing unless they ask nicely

I'll give them a good rimming even if they don't ask.

As for ass-licking, there are a few on this forum. First prize and a big brown tongue belong to the kiddy who has this as his signature: "lori stunning lynsey yummy ali gorgeous emma mmmm anna lush". What wet nonsense!

she still obsessed with applying lipgoss and pulling her stockings up every 5 mins am sure she has o.c.d

Bloody hell, it's going to be another bad one.

There is just nothing natural about her perfomance. It's all painfully mechanical, "rub breast 3 times - pause for x seconds - rub thigh counter clockwise - do nothing for y minutes - err, rub thigh again"

C'mon, at least have a bit of fun, try to look like the caller isn't an inconvenience.. and leave your hair alone, it looks fine.

*sigh*

Nigma Wrote:Bloody hell, it's going to be another bad one.

There is just nothing natural about her perfomance. It's all painfully mechanical, "rub breast 3 times - pause for x seconds - rub thigh counter clockwise - do nothing for y minutes - err, rub thigh again"

C'mon, at least have a bit of fun, try to look like the caller isn't an inconvenience.. and leave your hair alone, it looks fine.

*sigh*

You missed "adjust bra to make sure nothing's showing"

Opinions are opinions and everyone is different in that respect. Personally I think this anti Jessica club has gone too far.. but hey it is only my opinion.