My mate today told me that at school he once jacked off in our common room!
Got me thinking, where is the weirdest/most risky place you've cracked one off/had sex? (no mum jokes please
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have jilled off............
in a car while going thru a macdonalds drive thru.
in front of prospective new boyfriend while parked outside my neighbour's house.
in front of a carpet fitter, to give me some extra time cover the bill i couldn't pay due to losing my purse earlier in the day......................
.........next..........!
(24-08-2012 19:10 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ]in a car while going thru a macdonalds drive thru.
in front of prospective new boyfriend while parked outside my neighbour's house.
in front of a carpet fitter, to give me some extra time cover the bill i couldn't pay due to losing my purse earlier in the day......................
.........next..........!
Are you for real? No one is going to top those
(24-08-2012 19:10 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ]have jilled off............
in a car while going thru a macdonalds drive thru.
in front of prospective new boyfriend while parked outside my neighbour's house.
in front of a carpet fitter, to give me some extra time cover the bill i couldn't pay due to losing my purse earlier in the day......................
.........next..........!
Were you that excited about your Big Mac?!
To be honest, I find these all hard to believe, but that's just me! If that's the truth:
(24-08-2012 19:16 )iamthatjack Wrote: [ -> ]To be honest, I find these all hard to believe, but that's just me! If that's the truth:
Off topic, but is that Farooq in the picture from the APA?
(24-08-2012 19:10 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ]in front of a carpet fitter
I think you may have some
underlaying issues. It all seems a bit
tacky...
(24-08-2012 19:23 )iamthatjack Wrote: [ -> ]Yes it is!
Can't believe I still remember that lol
Also I can't believe your mate told you that? What a wanker hahaha. It's not everyday one of your mates tells you "oh yeah I wanked off in the common room" hahaha. Was he drunk or something when he told you that lol
(24-08-2012 19:10 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ]have jilled off............
in a car while going thru a macdonalds drive thru.
in front of prospective new boyfriend while parked outside my neighbour's house.
in front of a carpet fitter, to give me some extra time cover the bill i couldn't pay due to losing my purse earlier in the day......................
.........next..........!
Ever considered writing romantic novels Kelly ?
We had a weirdo in university who was caught wanking under the table in the cafeteria one Sunday lunchtime!