Hahaha!!! How am I the first to thank every post in this thread? They've all been excellent replies!!!!
I've been partial to a bit of out door sex, so once at Guildford Castle, and some bloke came round the corner whilst I was in full flow, he took his (I assume) grandchildren away after seeing us in full motion.
Once in the woods where we had a dog walker rudely interupt, but we carried on.
And finally, another time in the open, a bunch of teenagers came close by, although they didn't say anything I lost my wood and we finished (or didn't finish as the case may be) there. Embaressing enough ? Yes. Luckily I made it up to her later
As for jerking off, a mate of mine done it in history class. He ended up jizzing in a text book!!!
Got it on with an ex girlfriend in a museum.It was part of a birthday present from her.
Was it the Natural History Museum ? ... I bet she wanted an old bone
(24-08-2012 19:10 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ]have jilled off............
in a car while going thru a macdonalds drive thru.
in front of prospective new boyfriend while parked outside my neighbour's house.
in front of a carpet fitter, to give me some extra time cover the bill i couldn't pay due to losing my purse earlier in the day......................
.........next..........!
a) Were you the driver or the passenger
b) Did he become your boyfriend or is that a stupid question
c) Does he keep coming back to see if you want more work done
(24-08-2012 21:01 )Money_Shot Wrote: [ -> ]Was it the Natural History Museum ? ... I bet she wanted an old bone
Ha ha. Actually a Railway Museum,I filled her firebox & gave her a good shunting.
Hahaha, good man!! Everyone like's a train ride
StRock... 1. passenger. 2. yes! 3. no! i only wanted the carpet laying..!! lol
but though as usual there are the usual "are you for real?" mongers out there....
i only actually replied to where's id frigged myself (wanked in the guys cases)..
. you never asked about going even further in risky places too....!!!???
pmsl...........k.
Kelly - yes he did
He mentioned sex in the original post. Now spill the beans
(24-08-2012 23:44 )kelly1066 Wrote: [ -> ]StRock... 1. passenger. 2. yes! 3. no! i only wanted the carpet laying..!! lol
but though as usual there are the usual "are you for real?" mongers out there....
i only actually replied to where's id frigged myself (wanked in the guys cases)... you never asked about going even further in risky places too....!!!???
pmsl...........k.
I wouldn't class myself as a monger Kelly. But a very beautiful narcissistic mergers and acqusitions lawyer... yes
I was only messing. Chill out.
No one will ever know whether all that you said is the truth or not. Apart from the carpet fitter and the people at Mcdonalds and the guy you were trying to impress lol
I was just sharpshooting
Wow what an amazing response! I had sex in one of our music rooms, they lock as people would practice and not want to be disturbed, and they are sound proof!
I visited regularly!
(24-08-2012 19:30 )The Narcissist Wrote: [ -> ] (24-08-2012 19:23 )iamthatjack Wrote: [ -> ]Yes it is!
Can't believe I still remember that lol
Also I can't believe your mate told you that? What a wanker hahaha. It's not everyday one of your mates tells you "oh yeah I wanked off in the common room" hahaha. Was he drunk or something when he told you that lol
We were just reminiscing about our time at school and he just volunteered it! This is the same guy, when he was 12/13, would get his cock out behind the desk, and place an eraser on his helmet, push down and and see how high he could throw the eraser in the air using the force of his boner! So I wasn't surprised!
(24-08-2012 20:41 )Money_Shot Wrote: [ -> ]As for jerking off, a mate of mine done it in history class. He ended up jizzing in a text book!!!
That must have been one sticky ending!