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The Postman (1997) with Kevin Costner

Costner has done some shit aint he!

If you guys thought Snakes on a Plane was bad then you ought to check out the Asylum ripoff Snakes On A Train !!!
or for that matter any Asylum made rip off, other (non) classics include I Am Omega, Alien vs Hunter, Monster... all truly bad.

I actually liked The Postman, even bought it on dvd. I'll agree it isn't the best film ever made, but it's certainly not the worst. I'd watch it any day of the week instead of the awful garbage Steven Seagal has been coming out with lately !!!

Attack Force (2006) starrin Steven Seagal has arguably got to be the worst film I ever seen. I made the biggest mistake in puttin a recordin on my Sky+ box to watch this shite of a movie (which I deleted right away when I finished watchin it to the end!!). Not only is the whole plot abysmal, the actin is the worst I've seen in a movie & the dubbin of the actor's voices was atrocious.

The Strangers, Because it was supposed to be a horror film, advertised (as every horror film is) "the scariest film of the year" & it wasn't scary even in the slightest, it was so far from scary they could show it on CITV

It was boring, slow, Un-entertaining & had a terrible story to it

Too numerous to mention - pretty much anything shown on Syfy really.

Although one film that always does spring to mind when I consider shit films is Speed 2: Cruise Control

Police Academy Sequels

Raise the Titanic.

They've already had a mention, but anything with Adam Sandler or Ben Stiller is a no-go for me, and add Jack Black to that list. Actually, Ben Stiller is not so much bad as just plain boring to me, so maybe he deserves a break
I also can't stand Owen Wilson, so I'll avoid anything he's made.

But, quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen, and 90minutes or so of my life wasted forever, is Killer Bitch. I only watched it as Camilla was in it (for about 60seconds!), but boy was it woeful. Bad acting and bad plot doesn't even come close to covering it, your average 5 year old could make a better movie on their mobile phone, youtube has videos of animals doing funny things that are cinematic masterpieces by comparison to this, watching the old test card was preferable to watching this.
I remember seeing The Man With X-ray Eyes, and in the end he plucks his own eyes out, after watching this, I know how he felt!