(21-02-2010 23:45 )dbfernandafan Wrote: [ -> ]Doctoratthedock. I agree with everything you say, but a few home truths..... Fernanda snores like a stuck pig, has bad wind, bad breath, is a groutch in the morning, burns toast, hates sex, wears frumpy clothes.......is that enough to put you all off???? NOT ME!! It's also all lies, yes Dratthedock, FERNANDA !favorite!is PERFECTO!! The only problem is there is only one Fernanda. xxx
LOL a lot!! Flatulence, hallitosis and a pain in the ass...ha ha! I favour cloning if the result is about 100,000 million Fernandas - got to think of the environmental costs of so many (near) perfect women!
I suspect Fernanda might have a touch of vanity - checking herself out in the mirror asking herself the question: "Do I look good in this outfit?" The answer would be "Yes, you look great but that outfit would look even better on the bedroom floor!" Nines times out of ten she would slap your face (not the best result but I can think of worse) but the tenth time...oh, that is a VERY special time!"
Fernanda must think that we're besotted by her...and she'd be right!
LOL a lot!! Flatulence, hallitosis and a pain in the ass...ha ha! I favour cloning if the result is about 100,000 million Fernandas - got to think of the environmental costs of so many (near) perfect women!
Fernanda must think that we're besotted by her...and she'd be right!
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besotted by Fernanda
??? YES!!
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A bit of morning grumpiness seems lik a small price to pay for the privilege of making you the most wonderful breakfast I could manage.
Breakfast in bed would be on a silver platter and would be lovingly/lustfully served to you. I shall forego any semi-humourous comments....
Ok, not going to happen!
Rumour has it that Fernanda likes a full English breakfast complete with large pork sausage...
Fernanda likes her eggs either lightly boiled or scrambled...most men would simply like the chance to fertilise Fernanda's eggs.
And, finally: Crumbs in the bed are not allowed and will result in compulsory naked cleaning. Not funny, but I'm sure it would be very good.
No better way to start the day than with a fix of Fernanda!
Just a shame work beckons...