(23-02-2015 23:09 )snookered147 Wrote: [ -> ] (23-02-2015 22:53 )Joey 27 Wrote: [ -> ]that sofa has had more than enough screen time now get it off, though i suppose it is bringing in the calls so that's why its getting all this screen time
I have heard that sofa is a devilishly horny piece of furniture
The merest hint of a cushion or a pillow and it might collapse with all the excitement.
I am told the sofa prefers the listen in line so people can hear it creaking and clunking with all the stimulation and thrill every time Jada bounces up and down on it or especially if another sofa is brought in to join it .
*snookered pours himself a double whisky to knock some sanity into him
The sofa is a much more responsive performer - the platforms just lie there and take it motionless and unresponsive.
They might get a little bit of oil on them but that's more by accident than design.
The sofa is properly accommodating and much more pliable and has a lot more give and take.
Meanwhile, in the sofa-less office, if I was asked to describe the expressions on their faces : Lily is anxiously thinking "Is this phone actually working?" and Jada's just looking thoroughly unimpressed at the whole situation - probably at the thought of having to try and do her trademark bendy-flexible workout routine without the comfort of a good sofa to take the strain.
In the words of Pink Floyd - "IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?"
Oh dear.
I see now we've brought back the little "hostess with the mic" in a little box on the screen distracting us from the main action telling us about all the goodies on store on Cams and BSX etc.
Jada's been roped in for this role.
But I know what you're thinking : is she at least delivering this promotional spiel from the comfort of a good sofa ?
DOH! No - another opportunity missed.
Looks like a decent if not exactly mind blowing line up tonight,but perhaps more importantly will BS1 have a live babe of some sort all night long or not!!!!!!!!!!!!
Preeti bent over the desk just then - some lovely close ups.
Forgive my ignorance, and I cannot imagine what idle daydream has put the idea into my head
- but :
is it still called motorboating if you bury your face in between the jiggling ass cheeks rather than the boobs ?
Tonight can only be described as a gift from tv heaven. Honestly, will someone please think of the balls, how long are they gonna take to back to normal tomorrow?