I'd have an channel where all the girls do porn and are also available as escorts. You'd call a girl up and talk to her, if she likes you she'll give you a password (mute to eavesdroppers) which would allow you to access her x rated stuff via a website. Then you'd have 48 hrs (before password expires) to decide whether or not you want to book some 1 on 1 time with her.
I'd get all the girls on from photogirls.net/maxesangels/berkeleygirls etc etc
If you had the chance to name a channel or show what would you name it?
Split into the follow categories:
Channel
Early Show (r/t 5am - 10am)
Day Show (r/t 10am - 6pm)
Evening Show (r/t 6pm - 9pm)
Night Show (r/t 9pm - 5am)
r/t = rough time
Also would you guys like to see secreteries back and military girls (and I mean proper ex-serving ones)?
Clare
Early show:..... I’M SORRY, THEY’VE ALL GONE HOME.
Day show:..... .BULLSHIT THE BABES.
Evening show:..AT LEAST YOU’LL GET THROUGH.
Night show:... .COMMERCIAL BREAK.
I know it's a serious thread but I couldn't resist it. Sorry.
I'm so glad someone started this thread - I've been wanting this to come along for ages and, as you know, I'm a lazy sod so couldn't be fussed to start it meself.
Ho hum.
Early - Tease Maid! (although that could work just as easily for a daytime show couldn't it?)
Evening - (I have nothing)
Night - Minky World (I have always wanted a channel to run with a fairly blatant punning name like that and see what happens...)
Edit - Please no gags about having a sister channel with a 'Larger ladies' show called "Minky Whale" - I find such mention deeply offensive to my sensibilities. Thank you.
krill, lazy fucker haha.
I like some of them.
We had thought of an office scene.
Early - The cleaners
Day - Office Girls
Evening - Overtime
Night - After Hours
We are planning to try and get a show and channel plan drawn up to submit to ofcom, but will post roughly what are plans are and give a general idea on here. so watch this space.
other suggestions needed, and they may be included.
Early show:......Morning Glory.
Day show:.......Afternoon Tease.
Evening show:..evening delights
Night show:.....Raunchy n Naughty
Early Show : Wide Awank Club
Day Show : Very Loose Women
Evening Show : Knickers-Knockers But No Glory
Night Show : The Thong Kiss Goodnight
If I was in charge of Club Paradiso - I'd get the mic repaired.
Sorry, Bob.
Ensure that porn stars were kept to an absolute minnimum, not blast out petty needless advertising and ensure that osgs are dramatcally cut substantially. To also get producers of the show who know what they are doing and not be out of hours work footballers as that makes a mockery of the babeshows. Also to have more sexy themes to the night shows too provided ofcom don't get involved.
Knowing we count and would prefer it if the channels did something more on a long term basis rather than all of this short term tricks they are doing at the moment. What would be a more ideal system would be if girls had half an hour on the phones then went on a break, reminiscent of the old pp format.
Other ideas I've thought of are to bring back the pole for bs as that used to make the shows more exilerating. The current method is leaving me stone cold. Reverting back to the camera work I would prefer it if the camera was in one position and not thinking we have to censor everything all of the time, reason being it tames the shows dramatically.
