The UK Babe Channels Forum

Limit the advertising and OSGs to a more acceptable level on Babestation.

If I were in charge of Babestation I'd:

1. Tell Geri to stop annoying people every 30 seconds by trying to sell them photos for £3 or part with £5 to see a naff-channel after midnight
2. Tell Geri to stop annoying people full-stop and move her backstage
3. Offer Tammy Oldham whatever she wanted to join and be the new main presenter

If I were in charge of Bangbabes I'd:

1. Send Zarwood over to the Headquarters of OFCOM to tell them what naughty boys they are
2. Personally do an immediate quality audit of all the girls
3. Transfer Adele Taylor to my personal staff (to see how good she is with dick-tation)

I posted what turned into a long rant here:
http://www.babeshows.co.uk/showthread.ph...#pid670388

All intended as constructive advice, geared towards the channels with noticeably lower picture quality.

simply tell ofcom 2 get fucked

I'd go big on 2-4-1 and throw in 3-4-1s, I would personally set up the lighting and sets I would demand the camera operators are mobile (good babe action is not static), I'd take a leaf out of the world of uniforms and fetish themes as they offer plenty of variety. My models would be mixed and matched - little/large, submissive/dominant etc. There are few things duller than a single babe lying on her stomach.

Massively raise the profile of the show by making a reality documentary behind the scenes. Loads of screaming rows, abject drunkenness, producers falling out of windows, etc… Then get it screened on a mainstream channel.

Ignore everything ever written on a forum.

Purchase three petrol tankers full of vodka. Send one to Ofcom, one to the ASA, and the other to PhonePayPlus. There is evidence to suggest that a number of companies are already doing this.

As an inclusive part of the morning show service, phone in sick on behalf of all interactive callers.

Provide morning show customers with a free alarm call, even without them asking for it, and even if they’ve expressly said they don’t want one.

After each line of the terms and conditions, write ‘lol’.

Re-route all domination calls through to Customer Services.

Channel 5 might do the reality tv tie in.

Come on lads, if it was our money being ploughed into the shows we wouldn't change much and we sure as fuck wouldn't upset ofcom..

Register in Spain.

If I ran my own show I'd let the models show the lot and the way I would get round this one would be to use a loophole in the system, I would make the channel encrypted but it would be something ridiculous such as a 1p lifetime subscription fee to watch the channel and even to register I would make it a free call that way ofcom couldn't fuck with me as its within the broadcasting law to do so.