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DjM Wrote:

limpwrist Wrote:Wanking, just about to reach climax then the missus shouts u for tea...totally puts u off ur stroke

My grandparents do that to me all the time.

And trust me, thats much worse!!

Like for instance. Unlike a girl, they don't seem to eager to come in and help me...They just seem totally disgusted by the sheer thought of it. No idea why. Would anyone care to shed some light on why they believe thats so wrong? I mean, really? We're family, we should help eachother out, right? PLUS, the wrinkles just feel soooo good on my skin. I bet that would get me to the best orgasm ever!! Is that too much to ask from a member of my family? I mean they tell you their love for you is unconditional, why not prove it?

Oh I can't wait for the replies to this post lmfao!

Haha, genious @DjM..! "wrinkled for HIS pleasure" good sales pitch for a "senior" electro handjob machine. gotta get me one of those.

I mean its probably not so bad ur grandparents dont help...but when ur missus dont help u know ur in trouble!

I hate it when I can't find the droids I'm looking for

i detest the word gorgeous when it is spelt like this - 'gawjus'

Gettin a bit of work done to the house and the tiler was fucking about today so now what was a 4 day job has now been pushed to Saturday aswell so my day off i wont even be able to relax around the house...FUCKERS!!!

Im angry! angry with myself!
Trying to use the fact that i only have freeview as an excuse for not posting anymore.
The truth is, i looked at my last 3 months bills, and realised i have spent over 2 grand phoning party people and party girls.
Thats money i don't have, i could have bought sky+hd, upgraded from a 42" plasma to a 50" lcd, and still have had change.
The Toothfairy told me to watch what i was spending, but i thought i had it under control.
Well, i was wrong.
What started out as a bit of fun, trying to catch out daytime girls talking filth,has turned into a habit, i am now addicted, i can't help it.
I must have phoned every girl that has been on party people, plus all the babes from party girls, and i still phone after 5 30am, even though i know they will keep it clean.
All i can say is, please guys,if you do phone in,try and keep it in moderation.
I have lost friends,girlfriends,money and my health because of this.
We might think Cellcast are ripoff merchants,but no one held a gun to my head and forced me to call the shows,i just cant help it.

I needed to get that off my chest.

anyway,charlie c is in pjs, and her tits are cascading over the pillows!
where is my phone...

You horny mofo lol

smcgill1888 Wrote:Im angry! angry with myself!
Trying to use the fact that i only have freeview as an excuse for not posting anymore.
The truth is, i looked at my last 3 months bills, and realised i have spent over 2 grand phoning party people and party girls.
Thats money i don't have, i could have bought sky+hd, upgraded from a 42" plasma to a 50" lcd, and still have had change.
The Toothfairy told me to watch what i was spending, but i thought i had it under control.
Well, i was wrong.
What started out as a bit of fun, trying to catch out daytime girls talking filth,has turned into a habit, i am now addicted, i can't help it.
I must have phoned every girl that has been on party people, plus all the babes from party girls, and i still phone after 5 30am, even though i know they will keep it clean.
All i can say is, please guys,if you do phone in,try and keep it in moderation.
I have lost friends,girlfriends,money and my health because of this.
We might think Cellcast are ripoff merchants,but no one held a gun to my head and forced me to call the shows,i just cant help it.

I needed to get that off my chest.

anyway,charlie c is in pjs, and her tits are cascading over the pillows!
where is my phone...

Wow. That's a shit load of cash. I cut the wire on my house phone when I got a bill for £150 one month. Now just use my mobile and think I am around £40 - 50 a month on babe channels which is still too much for me. Going to cancel my contract and move to a pay as you go phone so I will only spend what I can afford

I believe this is the answer to your signature question Spider monkey
Because... he was quarted on the port-side.

rover Wrote:I believe this is the answer to your signature question Spider monkey
Because... he was quarted on the port-side.

You would be correct. Do you want to hear a good story about a bridge.