Me and Daisy Dash are getting married

thats it sorry girls I'm off the market...going to marry my superbabe Daisy Dash its going to be a quick marriage, followed by a months honeymoon of kinky depraved naughty filthy sex...now how do I tell Daisy??????

(07-11-2013 23:36 )cwpussylover Wrote:  now how do I tell Daisy??????

well mate you should send her a letter but instead of writing it by hand, you could cut letters out of magazines and newspapers and stick them to a page spelling out your demands.... i mean marrige proposal. i hear that's a very romantic way to grab somebody's attention!


disclaimer: i do not endorse anything i just wrote!

Best of luck

(08-11-2013 00:00 )terence Wrote:  

(07-11-2013 23:36 )cwpussylover Wrote:  now how do I tell Daisy??????

well mate you should send her a letter but instead of writing it by hand, you could cut letters out of magazines and newspapers and stick them to a page spelling out your demands.... i mean marrige proposal. i hear that's a very romantic way to grab somebody's attention!


disclaimer: i do not endorse anything i just wrote!

doing this now...need extra F ,and U and C and K...if anyone can send me some spares please

^^^^ this will probably speed things up. i'm assuming backdoors and 3 way butt play will be mentioned in your marriage proposal?

(08-11-2013 00:36 )terence Wrote:  ^^^^ this will probably speed things up. i'm assuming backdoors and 3 way butt play will be mentioned!?

jam my hungry ass sounds very romantic
jeez thanks guys

It will be a novelty for wedding vows to feature expressions such as'tea towel holder', 'flashing the gash' and 'rimming'.
Goodness knows what the reception would be like .
This is one wedding and reception I would have to attend .

Fuck me...whos perverted enuff to be the best man.??..better still how an earth will the stag do go ?? Amsterdam watch out !!!!!!......

It's usually the groom that has the shotgun pointed at him but in this case...

and when you're married and you give her a lift to the shops technically you'll be 'driving mrs daisy'!


don't panic i'm sure my coat will turn up soon!