^^^^ this will probably speed things up. i'm assuming backdoors and 3 way butt play will be mentioned in your marriage proposal?
It will be a novelty for wedding vows to feature expressions such as'tea towel holder', 'flashing the gash' and 'rimming'.
Goodness knows what the reception would be like
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This is one wedding and reception I would have to attend
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It's usually the groom that has the shotgun pointed at him but in this case...
and when you're married and you give her a lift to the shops technically you'll be 'driving mrs daisy'!
don't panic i'm sure my coat will turn up soon!