Are you as surprised as me at how short so many of the girls are??

The other night i held up my ruler to the screen......and i was amazed that paige only mesured 8 inches!!! she would fit perfect in your pocket!!

(25-09-2010 20:09 )Mister Gummidge Wrote:  Also, if anyone gives you grief in the pub, you can pick up your tiny girlfriend and hurl her at your your enemy

Never get you home once you start on the shorts......

(25-09-2010 20:11 )Hard4JamieT Wrote:  The other night i held up my ruler to the screen......and i was amazed that paige only mesured 8 inches!!! she would fit perfect in your pocket!!

My 8 inches would fit perfectly into Paige!!

(26-09-2010 00:19 )mr williams Wrote:  My 8 inches would fit perfectly into Paige!!

That would be the end of an 8-inch high girl though - you big meanie!

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

damn....I just realised I've got my ruler the wrong away around....it's only 8 centimetres

Oh well, you know what they say....men come in three sizes.....small, medium and LIAR!!

(26-09-2010 21:56 )Krill Liberator Wrote:  

(26-09-2010 00:19 )mr williams Wrote:  My 8 inches would fit perfectly into Paige!!

That would be the end of an 8-inch high girl though - you big meanie!

Not necessarily, she could be an alien spacecraft sent to Earth to gather human spermatozoa... http://www.piers-anthony.com/bridge.html

(27-09-2010 01:21 )Mister Gummidge Wrote:  

(26-09-2010 21:56 )Krill Liberator Wrote:  

(26-09-2010 00:19 )mr williams Wrote:  My 8 inches would fit perfectly into Paige!!

That would be the end of an 8-inch high girl though - you big meanie!

Not necessarily, she could be an alien spacecraft sent to Earth to gather human spermatozoa... http://www.piers-anthony.com/bridge.html

A 'sentient condom' acting as a sleeper agent for the great Galactic Zooid Empire and recruiting more soldiers for the cause, eh? See, this is why the MiB's haven't been in touch with me yet; I just can't see the bigger picture!

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

Bet they are about us







Hate the guy filming this.

Ha ha! Did you notice the big white hair-roller stood up on end at the left of the screen? Those girls were about 6 inches tall! Too short to be on the babe channels... very sad, too bad.
(also the inside of the caravan carried a just-discernible 'Mattel' logo moulded just below the ceiling.)

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

(27-09-2010 01:21 )Mister Gummidge Wrote:  

(26-09-2010 21:56 )Krill Liberator Wrote:  

(26-09-2010 00:19 )mr williams Wrote:  My 8 inches would fit perfectly into Paige!!

That would be the end of an 8-inch high girl though - you big meanie!

Not necessarily, she could be an alien spacecraft sent to Earth to gather human spermatozoa... http://www.piers-anthony.com/bridge.html

Ah, Piers Anthony. Read his Incarnations of Immortality years ago. Thought it started well, but didn't maintain the early promise. And another one about intellegent jelly. Didn't realise he was already an established author. Did he write any more stories about midgets? Or jelly? Or intellegent jelly in midgets?

Hang on a minute. this thread is starting to get a little bit surreal - ie, a posh way of saying more than one person is getting a little bit wrapped up in themselves...honestly, to suggest that Paige came from an alien spacecraft.....but having said that, she could beam me up anytime!!: biglaugh:

My boss told me that if I kept making surrealist comments in work he'd sack me - I said "you go right ahead - I'll take you to an Industrial Water Buffalo!!!"