Mister Gummidge
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RE: Channel 4 intrested in Prem League Rights
Colbert Rules Wrote:Just do me a favor though, 'DO NOT HIRE GARTH CROOKS'!
Just one question, Colbert...
Bearing in mind his distinguished career for Spurs, Manchester United and England, his long career in broadcasting, the fact that in the current economic climate very few broadcasters who purchase football rights will be able to sign up people of the quality of Richard Keyes and Andy Gray, the fact that he stands 5' 8" tall and most likely wears a size 8 shoe taking his height and frame into account, his extradordinarily longwinded and verbose style of asking questions to the people he interviews or prolonged and locquacious replies that to questions that people ask him and the fact that a Garth Crooks post match interview lasts almost as long as the match itself, why don't you want see Garth Crooks on the rumoured and greatly wanted by the majority of the football loving but non-Sky Sports subscribing public, Channel 4 football punditry team?...
.... Sorry about that, I channelled the spirit of Garth Crooks myself there
"You say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I say that I tailor my jokes to the audience..."
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22-06-2009 01:57 |
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Colbert Rules
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RE: Channel 4 intrested in Prem League Rights
"If loving Leila was a crime, Colbert would be on Death Row."
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22-06-2009 15:44 |
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Poolieguy01
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RE: Channel 4 intrested in Prem League Rights
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22-06-2009 17:51 |
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