Have you ever?

no

have u ever pretended to be famous to pull

Nope. Have you ever had a wank over a mates ex or current bird on Facebook?

nope

have u ever caught shagging in public

No I've been discreet

Have you ever been to Ireland?

Yes, when I was a toddler I lived there.

Have you ever had a different regional accent to the one you have now?

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

No, The Yorkshire accent is the way god intended us to speak so I'd never change it


Have you ever smelt your mothers knickers

no thats just weird....

Have you ever found time to watch the entire Lord of the Rings extended editions in one go?

nope never seen any of them!!

have u ever coughed and sneezed at the same time?

yeah loads of times

Have you ever arrived at your car to find the tyres let down?

yes

have u ever shouted at a traffic warden