Have you ever?

Not that I no of


Have you ever spunked in your own face

lol no

Have you ever rubbed one out while watching Jessica Rabbit ?

Yes! Ooooh yes. (ulp)

Have you ever taken a dump only to find there was no bog-roll?

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

Yes

Have you ever pissed yourself in publc surroundings (when you werent drunk)

When i was a baby but not in my adult life


Have you ever thought 'hmm I can fix that myself' only to make it worse

No - but I used to watch in awe as my brother did just that his radio/cassette players.

Have you ever hit yourself in the eye in front of an audience?

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

yes

have you ever cried at the fact that danica is leaveing elite

What Danica's leaving Elite...


Have you ever pushed someone into a pile of shit....Laughed my balls off i did

Yes, horse shit


Have you ever got somebody sacked from their job for something you did

No


Have you ever voted for The X Factor?