Jokes

I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!“

I said, “This catapult is amazing! Go get our daughter.”

Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is

No sun.

Why do police get to protests early?

To beat the crowd.

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi ?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, people in Abu Dhabi do.

A friend of mine has just written a book about poltergeists.

You could say it's selling well, in fact he says its flying off the shelves.

A truck loaded with Vick’s VapoRub overturned on the highway.

Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.