The "happy" Thread AKA "not the "pissed off thread"

Best news today is that Katie Hopkins has been permanently banned by twitter for being an evil spiteful bitch. (really for breaking abuse and hate rules).

Last week she had a tangle with Marcus Rashford when he was pushing for child poverty free meals. She posted her usual nasty comments at him.

He thought hard and long and then came up with the correct reply "F..k off Katie"

Without the oxygen of publicity, hopefully she will crawl back into the cesspit she came from.

I have reached interview stage for internal promotion at work. Potentially a hugely significant development in my life if I am successful. No pressure then snooks .

Good luck

Remember to brush your hair and straighten your tie

^^ If they ask what you do outside work perhaps best not to say you are renowned for talking women out of their clothes and wanking

(03-07-2020 20:05 )SecretAgent Wrote:  ^^ If they ask what you do outside work perhaps best not to say you are renowned for talking women out of their clothes and wanking

But then everyone would know I'm a wanker .

Doh, dammit and feck .

Maybe they'll realise when board meetings start getting more interesting?

Anyway, good luck

Im going to be an uncle

^nice one mate!

Happy haircut day