The "Pissed Off " Thread

*bangs head on desk*

What the fuck have I started here?! Now I’m pissed off

(10-03-2020 17:34 )Kingsmind Wrote:  Kelly would you like Goatman to have a wankspangle on you.

Hope she says yes

Would you believe it, another police call this afternoon. I answered for my father and this cockney-sounding person wanted him so I asked what it was about. "Is he there?" said the fake copper, "Can you tell me what you want" said I, "I think you should lower your tone" said the fake fuzz-passed phone to father saying it is another police call-don't fall for anything. Father answers "Hello?...Hello?" CLICK! what a surprise rang off. Problem was when we dialed 1471 to find out the number, it was a withheld one! The tone of the caller was such that anyone else could have seriously panicked-these people have all the moral scruples of a snake! (From GMach1)

Could the mods create a comedy Zone nd then a wankspangle zone? But what does "wankspangle" mean?

(10-03-2020 17:40 )Carl-Gen X Wrote:  *bangs head on desk*

What the fuck have I started here?! Now I’m pissed off

Be thankful you didn't write supercalifragilisticexpialidocious first....

(10-03-2020 21:29 )babelover48 Wrote:  Could the mods create a comedy Zone nd then a wankspangle zone? But what does "wankspangle" mean?

Was thinking of creating a Comedy Thread for Comedy purposes only like what has happened on here but creating a Comedy Zone sounds better we will see what the mods think.

It certainly brings a lot more entertainment to the forum away from the madness of the babeshows.

I am guessing Wankspangle is the art of wanking your cum all over someone's face no in fact i am not guessing that from now on wankspangle is art of cumming over someone's face.

(10-03-2020 17:40 )Carl-Gen X Wrote:  *bangs head on desk*

What the fuck have I started here?! Now I’m pissed off

Clearly you need to make it your username now

Blurredcam, Mr P and zoomed in head and shoulders shows are for wankspangles

Definition of wankspangle (from the urban dictionary) : A thin string of semen between the hand and cock of someone who’s just finished the vinegar strokes when wanking.

Also : Utter wankspangle - another term for a dickhead of the highest order. Someone who’s just achieved an epic fail, a bog roll hoarder...

It really pisses me off when I have to abandon a wank halfway through due to an accidental rancid fart ...my own, not someone else's I hasten to add.