Jokes

Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex ?

A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

A midget fortune teller is believed to have killed his wife.

Police say a small medium is at large

A mother walked into her son's room and said cheerfully, "Up. Up. It's time to go to school."

The son replied, "I don't want to go to school."
"You have to go," the mother said.
"I hate that school. The kids are mean and rotten."
"You still have to go, " exclaimed the mother.
"It's like jungle. One fight after another. They threaten me at least 100 times a day!" cried the son.
"You have to go to school!!"
"Why must I go?" pleaded the son.
"Because," replied the mother, "You are the principal!"

^ 1953 called, it wants its joke back!

My footballer friend A Trialist had to change his name as whatever club he went to he never managed to play more than 3 games

Having sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.