Jokes

Which variety of tea can be thrown the furthest?

Hurl Grey.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me. ⚡

I used to work for a blanket factory, but it folded.

I used to hate facial hair…
But then it grew on me.

I entered ten puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.

What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.

Where do cows get their medicine?
The farmacy.

Someone found a hole in the nudist colony fence.

Police are looking into it